fine ham birds

they/she. queer. brat. rough ole biscuit. tentacle banshee. I will grow to become the most powerful bird on the planet (priv: @finehamabounds) 🥐🌿✨🇯🇴

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

just sang Bette Davis Eyes to a pigeon outside the ferry terminal so ya I guess my brand is pretty strong

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

like I simply ate two tacos WHY can I feel my ovaries and why are they screaming

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

ate a normal-sized meal for the first time in weeks and am already in pain I love my life🔪

[Jubilee ❣️ @16pxl]

bi and lesbian pride flags made from my photography
🩷💜💙🧡💛🤍🩷❤️

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

hahahahahaha oh man

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

uh oh y'all made dad angry!!!!

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

@yrlilpony if you run out or want some back up just lmk!!! I go every two weeks or so and am always down for that as a friend errand. absolutely hate running out and u don't need that either!!! plus it's almost joint on the hill season 🙏🏼

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

placeholder tweet for later today when I think death is on my doorstep bc I forgot about drinking a whole glass of beet juice at 6am 🍷

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

damn you know it's a (tentatively) good week when I've had the energy to clean my kitchen, do a load of laundry, AND also complain online

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

I love to email the property manager almost as much as my neighbours love throwing lit cigarette butts on the wooden staircase 🤪

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

I need "just because you're retired and volunteering your time doesn't mean we all are!!!!" on a bag so I can start carrying it while working

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

when repeatedly emailing doesn't work, why not text as well!

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

incredible client emailing me while I'm off work, refusing to ask anyone else about it even though my out of office has clear directions on who to contact in the meantime, and then email me EVERY SINGLE DAY once they know I am back 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

like is she related to bart orrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

The Yoshi's Island map screen theme is remarkably similar to the song "Anywhere Is" by Irish singer Enya. Both of these were composed around 1994 and released in 1995, meaning that neither of them could have been influenced by each other and this is an astounding coincidence.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

This worm will get more likes than you

[nugu promoter @nugupromoter]

@PopBase unannounce it

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

@rose_jlab follow up question

[fine ham birds @bakedmoon]

@rose_jlab do u want to stop on ur way home from work for a cinnamon bun?