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[Maya 🦋 @Mias_delice]

Finally fucked and he sucks!!! This why I fuck on the first date!! Waste of my time😩

[scout ! 🦭 @ingoboningo]

jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde

[mama @prettynormalgal]

Broke Back mountain lame as Hell because if I Saw my husband making out with a Man I’d start touching Myself

[creeper @mewpewbleh]

i wanna touch myself but my hearts not in it

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

You ever laid next to a person & felt nothing ? Like damn I'm bullshiting

[elf girl @rottenelfgirl]

I miss when I was good at starving myself

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

the men who catcall me dont know im crop dusting them

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

ur balding cause u were mean to me that 1 time

[iv 🐇 @PetalKnows]

sucking dick is so fun I wish men were good ppl

[clit eastwood @bruhgirl2001]

feel like a horny pervert everytime a firetruck passes by and i try to see if any of them r sexy

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me knowing everything is going to work out because I saw 11:11 on the microwave

[arijana’s interlude @bblslizzyy]

canceled a second date tonight because he has not crossed my mind once today #ethical

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When she’s ovulating and you make her laugh.

[miia @miiagarro]

block u? my life's amazing you've got to see this

[josh @joshypooper]

“who’s pussy is this” genuinely just enjoy it while u got it bro

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

idk if everybody aggravating or im just a bitch

[yb @anygb_]

cant stand a moody ass man like omg am i the bitch here or is it you??? quickly!!!!

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m so glad i met my worst ex while i was young. that mf trained me for war

[⟡˙⋆ нαу∂єη ⋆˙⟡ @5foot3inches]

being a people pleaser just means i give really good head

[dreadhead collector ™ @jatonnnnn]

all my exes say i’m so crazy like omg can yall focus on the fact that im extremely beautiful instead