dame dolla

life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

You tell ppl you not tryna drink and they act like you just turned down 100k

[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

Michael Chandler might lose every single big fight he’s in but he might legitimately be the most entertaining fighter on the roster

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump on the cover of Vanity Fair.

[kendall @hasansstache]

this country is such a fucking joke dawg 😭

[Joe Budden @JoeBudden]

That boy Elon ride dick like his life is dependent on it lol

[dame dolla @bakedpotatomom]

why is bedding so expensive

[Negro Bane/Tha Shark @thashark316]

Freddie Freeman after that Intentional Walk:

[dame dolla @bakedpotatomom]

gonna tell my kids i was at game 1 and witnessed the walk off grand slam 😭 crazy

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[ok @slugcharmer]

i hate btches who are not curious abt the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scully @isthatscully]

gaslighting myself every day by simply telling myself “I just need to lock in.” as if that will fix the economy & solve tense geopolitical situations

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[dame dolla @bakedpotatomom]

maturing is admitting that raisin bran is good

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

me after being insane to him

[claire rowden @clx1re]

me going out to an event that I planned and arranged myself when I was in a good mood

[Baby @Jasminearmanii]

Give me a lie detector test and make sure they ask me if I give a fuck I’m tryna show yall sum

[Joëlle ❀ @NICOLEKIDAMN]

me googling a phone number instead of answering it