chris pringle

popup panadería // androgynous enigma // hyperbole // she/her/whatever

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

I reflect back on the panel I was a part of and I think of how my mind creates a version of it where I am not latina “enough”

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

Also folks who cold email using AI and templates, get away from me

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

Anyways if youre trying to open a panadería or coffee shop or something im 4 sale

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

Im often consumed by grief and this whole phase of once again questioning my path in life and being like, well if I worked for a restaurant or bakery THEN I could have valhrona and a 401k

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

My dating profile marketing strategy is so corny it helps marketing during the holidays feel so much less blah

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

like 4-6 raisins per 300g of ganache viva Nicaragua

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

there always comes a point in the year when the bakery requires a tiny box of raisins

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

im gonna make a pío quinto ganache bonbon which is a simple white chocolate rum cinnamon vibe that i will blend the tiniest amount of rehydrated raisins into

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

thank god we have a garden and chickens

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

omg I love this episode it’s called what am I doing with my life season 3737292

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

idk I’m like hitting this point where I’m looking for something new and idk if that’s focusing more on digital media creation and finally finishing that intuitive costing spreadsheet

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

I keep seeing people make their own wedding cake in the residential kitchens and I’m like I literally have a test kitchen in the basement I’d be a fool to not make my own cake

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

zoomin

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

Every time I’m not home Mimi brings a rat to Theresa and I think that’s love

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

Maybe if I get an ISI all my worries will go away

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

Take a shot every time I say lamination on the Charlottesville Reddit

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

It’s almost like they told us climate change was going to rapidly accelerate

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

I’m all over the place this year with the proper labeling of heritage and history month

I am learning and doing my best as I go along omg

[chris pringle @bakernobakery]

My hibiscus was looking sooooo gooooooooood and then all the rain and storming made it look soooo roughhhhhh

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

rainforest cafe understood that humans need to feel fear while eating a wedge salad