My Chef

I really thought I wanted to be a Chef.

[Mr. T @MrT]

I miss my van.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Jesus loves Bieber...#justinbieber

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

God I love the food business!

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Chef just started calling the F&B director "strap". it took me a while to get it. His first name is "Jacques" get it? Jacques Strap.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

this kitchen reeks of gas (LP).hope this place doesn't go up in flames with me in it. Actually I'm OK if it does go up in flames without me

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

I'm a perfectly healthy 26 year old man with varicose veins. I didn't hear about this when I signed up for culinary school.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Jose just showed me how to get rid of waitstaff in the kitchen. Sliced jalapeños on the flat top grill. Hahaha.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

We served 20 dollar nachos all night in room service while David did curls with 5 gal buckets of water. College degree really paid off!

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Chef told everyone that if they called in sick 2day w/o Dr's excuse we'd be fired. Can't afford a Doc visit so I'll be working w/ the flu.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Dishwasher just passed out at the back door and went in to convulsions.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Dave -lunch grill cook- slept with a waitress they call the "red snapper". She died her hair red and spits in floor drains during service.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Pastry chef having an affair with banquet chef, He broke up with her, she ran him off the road, neither showed 2 work, I'm working overtime.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Whoa. Some old guy just died at the front door of the restaurant. No 1 told me the restaurant biz was a never ending story.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

The kitchen reeks of gas. I evacuated staff and Jacques (F&B) laughed at me then told everyone to get back to work.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

I just made Stacy the lunch Grill cook cry. Now I know why the French and the Japanese hate women in the kitchen.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

There is a peaceful place I go 2 when I cook. Knife. cutting board. Chopping, slicing, dicing, julienne - nothing else in the world matters.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Pantry cook is trying 2 get prego w/ artificial ins. She came in 2 work 2day and told chef 2 leave her alone cause her uterus is swollen!

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

chef just told me I was the best sauté chef he's ever seen. I asked for a raise and he laughed. I thought i wanted to be a chef.

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

I've dated every waitress in this restaurant and concluded that they're all crazy!!!!

[My Chef @bakersbiscuit]

Tried to call in sick and sous chef said "hope its not bad, the unemployment line starts in the parking lot". I'm off 2 work now.