Bakersfield Chimp

Living in your driveway in the 1970's in a crap camper that leaks one quart of oil a day. Wanna screw? You have the right to cancel if unsatisfied!

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@kiwithesmol @eZTarg8art No"x$de

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@tinyybambii Jimi Hendrix Experience: Axis....Bold As Love 💕💕💕

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@MollyMolotov666 Are you trying to remove something like a ground hum that is already buried in the finished mix? Other than some EQ voodoo, that can be a tall mountain to climb. Boy, that was helpful. 🙄

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@EvilLover8 Frank Stallone! (And his hot disco hits) ���

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@MollyMolotov666 I can't even imagine what you would be capable of if you were firing on all cylinders consistently, and I think you're dangerously close to cracking that code. Y'all please stand back for your own safety please!

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@MollyMolotov666 @JayeWildeReads I love outsiders. And Molly, you've always been one of the coolest, toughest outsiders out there despite a great deal of classless treatment from others. Breaking news: the night nurse just zapped me with 2mg of morphine, so that ought to shut me up for a little while. Away I go.

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@kiwithesmol You are exceedingly generous with your free content. Some people have but one coping skill: complaining. 😑

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@TXWorkforce @AlvarezTWCLabor Must be nice for those of us who didn't have our unemployment benefits decapitated by the governor.

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@koibunni Damn those ass spiders.

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@kiwithesmol Why can't people just empathize with your sore boobs and let the weed thing go? Do they not even remember the glorious soapy boob video?!? Have they no joy?

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@GregAbbott_TX They can't. They all froze to death.

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@koibunni Also, titties.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 231

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@MollyMolotov666 I repeat THE METERS. I'll send you all my stuff if we can find a way that works reasonably well technically.

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@MollyMolotov666 The Meters. This is one of those things I simply will not argue. The drummer brings up funky, fresh flavor like I've never heard...straight up percussive hot sauce. So much amazing shit hiding down in the corners of Louisiana let me tell you.

[Bakersfield Chimp @BakersfieldChi2]

@wu_wenyuan @benshapiro @carolinedowney_ @NRO @christopherrufo @DefendingEd @AsraNomani @Moms4Liberty @ConceptualJames Listen to this man. It's commentary that bleeds with truth and honesty. Trust me, the Texas Medical Center isn't what you think it is.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I just learned from Turnip Brain yesterday ... if you fire thousands of your unvaccinated employees, you'll have a 100% vaccinated staff and everything will be great. 😂

These. People. Are. Insane. Idiots.

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

The political party that drones on endlessly about the need to police “misinformation” online is the same one that absolutely insists men can get pregnant

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

Let us break down some common misconceptions about the term man. And by common, we mean misconceptions held by every living person for all of human history including ourselves until 15 minutes ago.