Alexandre Dumbass

I love words (except the word 'froth', which I slightly dislike)

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Had to go again today😩

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@Okaykimichi You if lying was a crime

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Fuck you @ConanOBrien

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@Okaykimichi 6 ft ke uppar ki hawa me delusion hota hai it's common knowledge

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@Okaykimichi See you again by Wiz Khalifa (confused edition)

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The fact that RCB is winning twice in a row is proof that IPL has become irrelevant and none of the teams care anymore

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@nsfwnitya @njn_thanne Forever a Count of Monte Cristo reread proponent

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Peacock on a tree with the moon behind it, but mor on that later

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@ordinarybug Maahol hi kharab hai udhar to

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@aintlaugh Reading this made me so happy, congratulations!!!

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@kawaiigoddamnit Resonate

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Long distance partner? You mean disto-pia?

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@district_india living this right now?

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Accidentally left some chopped onions in the open, saare Kande West hogaye

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I hate ketchup and all, but may19 doesn't deserve a day named after it either

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@sudharjaaish ice (seriously though, introduction, context for sending, and experience)

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Mahatma Gandhi did not enjoy western music because he was a proponent of non-violins

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Gone are the times of the big fat Indian wedding, it is time for the real slim shadis to please stand up

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@smolproblem I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now

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April 2026 wasn't my favourite decade if I'm being honest