Chris

26 | software engineer (c++, go & swift mostly) | anime enjoyer

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

me and the boys checking if friendly fire is on at spawn

[Sauers @Sauers_]

Do you ever ask such a bad question that:

[dax @thdxr]

it's not done if it's not implemented
it's not done if the implementation is ugly
it's not done if it's not documented
it's not done if users can't discover it
it's not done if you can't market it

[dax @thdxr]

im late to the loops discourse but from what i'm seeing it's mostly about creating a loop from your asshole back into your own mouth?

[Joe Howland 👻 @sXe_Joe]

I write lyrics with the viagra pen because this shit’s hard

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I don’t really know if I need an app to tell me to jerk off

[♥️A.Graham♥️ @Arrya_Graham]

Straight guys, happiness is trans girls. 🏳️‍⚧️

[Chris @baking_bard]

Hey all made a thing if you’d like to check it out

https://t.co/IeHctvtod9

[dax @thdxr]

someone connect me with pewdiepie so i can get him a preview of opencode 2.0 which is better for his use case

[🐮Mollie🐮 @GhoulishhGF]

Truly? I just need some killer head and a cigarette

[Jonathan Horst @horstpwr]

Here's me trying to get better at promoting videos... We released one!

This is a bit more fun. My mom told me to get rid of a box of over 300 disks. But beforehand I thought I'd go through them with the only Gen Z'er I know, @suuuoppp

https://t.co/AP7UBtSnKh

[Chris @baking_bard]

unfortunately going to the dark side

[celeste coenomia, third floret @vmfunc]

so the white house themselves are admitting to deporting US citizens??

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

[Chris @baking_bard]

Buy a camera, make me money

https://t.co/lW6nNbNMFk

[dax @thdxr]

@adamwathan i know i'm being annoying but is it cash or hard assets

if it's cash, it's a slight deflationary action so it makes the value of everyone's dollar go up

if it's hard assets that's just destroying real stuff for no reason

[PupGirlBlair ^w^ 🏳️‍⚧️ @pupgirlblair]

i just wanna be held and cuddled and praised and loved and wanted and and and and >.<

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Taiwan will not provoke conflict nor give up sovereignty, says president https://t.co/TFECZzEk8U