Mandy

Have you ever made an asian say 'baklava'?

[Mandy @bakrawa]

My favorite part of my job is listening to someone with no nutritional background mansplain to me how the hospital isn’t providing him with enough calories

[Mandy @bakrawa]

Is it just me or is Love a fucking idiot #YouS3

[Mandy @bakrawa]

Is a day off even a day off if you didn’t even do a single load of laundry?

[Mandy @bakrawa]

Watching the first episode of @SingleParentsTV and I have recently emerged from the vortex! I’ve found my show.

[Mandy @bakrawa]

What’s the gym equivalent of carrying your child around all day? Kids getting older and I ain’t trying to get flabby(er) arms. Asking for a mom. #momlife

[Mandy @bakrawa]

My Chinese delivery boy really rolled up in a sparkling Mercedes suv. Where did I go wrong in life

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

So 49% of eligible Asian Americans voted in the 2016 election.

If that was a test score half of y'all would be homeless.

[Mandy @bakrawa]

Today I learned that a monte cristo sandwich is a fucking French toast sandwich #blasphemy

[Mandy @bakrawa]

My 4 year old: mommy I feel like I’m starting to get pimples. #shitmykidsays

[Mandy @bakrawa]

Just witnessed a man kneeing the elevator button to avoid touching it with his hands but in the process pressed his entire palm against the elevator wall. #smarts

[Mandy @bakrawa]

@CannoliCamo I’m pretty sure you’ve reached legit Asian status like years ago

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

I'd like to propose a new term that's like, the opposite of 'cleans up well' and I'm calling it 'grimes up good'.

the epitome of this concept is Henry Cavill, who has all the sexuality of a lawful good water biscuit in a suit but could turn a nation if you grease him up a lil

[Mandy @bakrawa]

@CannoliCamo Literally standing in front of my ac as I’m reading this

[Mandy @bakrawa]

@CannoliCamo 😂 ok makes more sense

[Mandy @bakrawa]

@CannoliCamo Also my parents season their food exactly the same way every time overdo the sesame oil and it makes me gag

[Mandy @bakrawa]

I hate the smell of sesame oil. Anyone else?

[Mandy @bakrawa]

First pedicure of the year and it’s July

[Mandy @bakrawa]

How’s the lipstick industry doing these days?