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[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

『 𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙀𝙉𝘿 𝙐𝙋 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙊𝙉𝙀...』

ᵏᵃᵗˢᵘᵏⁱ ᵇᵃᵏᵘᵍᵒ
¹⁸⁺ ᵐᵘⁿ ⁽ⁿᵒ ˡᵉʷᵈ⁾
ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏ/ˢᵉʳⁱᵒᵘˢ
ˡⁱᵐⁱᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵘˡᵗⁱˢʰⁱᵖ
♡&↺

『 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙈𝙀? 』

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

//throwback thursday to when this tweet blew up last October

some people in the qrts legit thought I was seriously writing a het Bakugo 😳 not a chance 🌈 baby's just in the closet

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

The fuck's wrong with being straight?

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

//my resolution? be more active on here 💖

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

YOU EXTRAS BETTER GO BEYOND THIS YEAR!!!

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

...Right. Guess I ain't finished growing.

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

...Oh. Right. I'm... still working on that.

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

...

What?! What'd I do?

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

THANK YOU.

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT MY HERO NAME CAN GO RIGHT HERE!!!

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

Sees Mistletoe.

Explodes the Mistletoe.

"IT'S NOVEMBER 28TH!!!"

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

//please stop adding me to groups without asking permission :c

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

Whatever the hell you're doing, DON'T.

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

//balloons everywhere D:

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

Why doesn't everyone just march up to their crush and tell them they're dating???

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

Tch. Who needs a day for this lame bullshit?

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

"IT'S REAL!!! IT'S NOT A FISH, IT'S FOOD POISONING!!! YOU'LL GET SERIOUSLY SICK—"

He launches himself towards Kirishima in an attempt to stop him.

[𝒌𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒂 ⁏ @unyieldingwall]

surprise strikes like lightning. he genuinely /did/ forget about the egg, and so /of course/ he’s not going to lick his spoon now... but does bakugou know that?

❛ salmonella? ❜ he edges the spoon towards his mouth. ❛ that’s just a myth. ‘sides, there’s no fish in this. ❜

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

"WHAT YOU THINK I CANT HANDLE IT? THINK I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH? I'LL DO IT!!!"

[𝒌𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒂 ⁏ @unyieldingwall]

❛ BUT—

YOU’LL D-WORD???? I DON’T WANNA K-WORD YOU, BRO. ❜

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

Maybe he's onto something...

"BRING ME NITROGLYCERIN."

[𝒌𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒂 ⁏ @unyieldingwall]

worth it x10000000000.

❛ you are what you eat, man! not to say you should start drinking nitroglycerin— i mean, unless you /want/ to, i won’t judge... ❜

[𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊 💥 @bakugoddammit]

what.

what the fuck.

"What the FUCK?! HOW?! WAS THIS THE SECRET TO YOUR QUIRK THE WHOLE TIME???"

[𝒌𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒂 ⁏ @unyieldingwall]

eats.

a.

rock.