Sisyphus

contentious as $#*!

[Nightmare Wotan @NightmareWotan]

Summer nights

[Sisyphus @balaconatime]

When will God put me down

[Jose @Jose90491864]

Self-respect is propaganda to keep you away from the love of your life

[Noble Art Understander @UnderstanderArt]

me: “So, Homer, that’s Nolan’s Odyssey. What’s your analysis? Did he ruin your vision?”
Homer: “Holy shit, he flew to different locations to create it?”
me: “Does Nolan understand Xenia?”
Homer: “Flew in the fucking sky? Like a God?”

[catyclaws @catyclaws]

pleading insanity on my speeding ticket

[xx @diminutivegirl]

btw

[Sisyphus @balaconatime]

Grandma said get a real job looks like im getting a new grandma

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[Sisyphus @balaconatime]

Employment has taken the hymen of my soul

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[323 @Ggod323]

yeah dude isolate yourself in your room no one cares anyways

[Sisyphus @balaconatime]

I dont want her unless her مهر is a billion bajillion dollars euros

[Sisyphus @balaconatime]

@_mysticaIpeach Right over your head

[Sisyphus @balaconatime]

Ramadan book recs:
1) Eros the bittersweet
2) Paradise lost by Milton
3) 120 days in Sodom

[Hole Man @TheHoleMan22]

*rips out pube* she loves me
*ribs out pube* she loves me not
*rips out pube* she loves me
*ribs out pube* she loves me not
*rips out pube* she loves me
*ribs out pube* she loves me not