blake

mask off

[blake @balake000]

manspreading on the plane

[blake @balake000]

getting mercilessly framemogged at eos fitness

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

@MLB

[blake @balake000]

Triple “It’s good” out of Breen

[NBA @NBA]

OG ANUNOBY WITH THE PUTBACK.

KNICKS COMPLETE THE 29-PT COMEBACK FOR THE WIN.

LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY 🤯

[blake @balake000]

chance for a triple bang here

[blake @balake000]

i don't really like OKC but I would like to see wemby cry so im split on this game

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

"Last week our government released UFO files and I was skeptical. I watched last night and I'm thinking: They are among us. It's Wemby."

@colincowherd reacts to Wemby's unbelievable Game 1 vs OKC

[xKayoss @xKayoss]

I joined this hellsite a decade ago and it's gone downhill every year since. Thanks for ruining my life and this platform Elon. #MyXAnniversary

[Underdog @Underdog]

Tyler Allgeier subbing in for Jeremiyah Love on the 1

[blake @balake000]

Going on temu is like a fever dream

[blake @balake000]

Flushing the toilet halfway through a shit to get a little bidet action >>>

[blake @balake000]

I miss the girl I was in the elevator with this morning. Don’t take things for granted

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Kenyon Sadiq was told by a team at the NFL combine:

“We’ve had success with Nigerian tightends.”

Sadiq: “I’m Kenyan.”

“No, I know your name. Your ethnicity.”

[blake @balake000]

books were meant to be stolen

[blake @balake000]

bigtoe is foothumb

[blake @balake000]

bigtoe is foothumb

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

The secret to betting the Super Bowl: BE SELECTIVE

I get it. This is the last game of the season and there are a ton of options available but trust me - nobody profits by spraying the board. You're better off just focusing on a couple of props.

My plays...

Tails, clear Gatorade (+100), Anthem under 121.5 seconds, no one shown crying during anthem (+184), Seattle -4.5, Darnold MVP (+110), Cardi B wears a Stefon Diggs jersey (+170), Bad Bunny first song Titi Me Pregunto +125, Shortest TD under 1.5 (-138), 1st TD: Cooper Kupp (+1300), 33-20 final (+25000), Both teams INT +200, Seahawks 5+ sacks (+450), Team will score 3+ times in a row (-166), Any player rush for 205+ (100/1), More points in the second half than the first half (-125 but -ties lose), 0-0 first quarter (+750), Henry catch first drive (+250), Hunter Henry over .5 receiving yard first quarter (-112), Boutte 90+ yards (+880), George Holani over 9.5 receiving (-110), Brady Russell TD (40/1), MVP thanks teammates before God (+210),Scorigami (+2500), Octopus (+1500)

[blake @balake000]

I’m not washing my hands if I’m outdoors at the bathroom. I’m just not

[blake @balake000]

Dry January from X

[blake @balake000]

Why don’t hockey players dribble the puck between their skates? -blake nye 6.5/10 drunk

[blake @balake000]

staying buzzed w/the fam