BalancedBlessedMama

•wife•boy mom•student•professional multi-tasker•drinker of all the coffee•captain of team NO SLEEP• Instagram: @balancedblessedmama

[BalancedBlessedMama @balanceblessed]

Just listened to “The Great Ninny Call of 2008.” This. Cannot. Be. Real. Life. Can we PLEASE do a follow up??! @TheBertShow @KrisKling

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@TheBertShow I still have TWO nightlights in our bedroom. My husband says I should probably work on my fear of the dark since I’m a mom now 💁🏼

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So is @taylorswift13 on a white horse in her new #ReadyForItMusicVideo a swipe @katyperry’s Dark Horse? 🤔

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Truer words have not been used to describe my mood today

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@TheBertShow Also the worse the excuse, the more probability it's a lie. He will admit it eventually. Those are from an escapade he didn't want found...

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@TheBertShow @lesliehines51 Yeah they "may be Brenda's" but they didn't "fall out of her purse" .... just saying

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@TheBertShow She needs to straight up put him on blast. Go full crazy. There's definitely some shady shizznit going down.

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Note to self- don't wear heels after leg day #fail

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Today is the Mondayest Monday that has ever Mondayed. Just kidding. It's Tuesday. Right...? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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fo reals dying of anticipation. Did he put a ring on it or fly you to Chicago for deep dish pizza?! @CassandraYoung

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@KrisKling @CassandraYoung This is the longest journey ever!

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I swear today is the longest day in history. Hurry up 5pm

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@CassandraYoung Yassss! Omg how are you not freaking out?! I'd be thinking 💍💍💍

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@TheBertShow The issue is the mom keeps saying it's "her" child. The dad has equal amount of input and there needs to be better co-parenting.

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That feeling when you sign up for an art class by yourself. No friends. #whatdidido #introvert #mamasnightout

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I voted for #Arya4MVP! Who is your #GoTMVP? Follow @AmazonChannels to see who is the true fan fave. https://t.co/FQSGJTGNiv

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@MootePoints @TheBertShow Aaron Carter's obvs been doing more than smoking weed. He looks like he's 70 😳

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Spastically waved at my dog as I pulled in the driveway, then had the realization she wasn't going to wave back 😳🤦🏼‍♀️#ImAnIdiot

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Learned an important parenting lesson today: don't use a swim diaper unless you are 100% certain you will be in the water. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@TheBertShow Take that dbag to the cleaners. Dump his junk on the curb, change the locks. Go Carrie Underwood on his ass 👏🏼