Alexander

must not sleep, must warn others

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@JWeinbachNBA A rare trade scenario that doesn’t make sense for any of the teams

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@ryandepauloo Ask him where he gets his ideas from.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Josh Hart on ignoring analytics:

"Analytics are like lamp posts to a drunk person. You can lean on them, but they won't get you home."

[Alexander @balancedvision]

Drake be like it’s 1 AM and your wife is eating foie gras riding my new fully sentient jet ski

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@MrBeast Smart man press red. Wise man press blue.

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@MostCrucified Seattle Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh was born in the Year of the Rat (1996)

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

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@WSOP The Las Vegas Vibe

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@TaylorTarter NL-Only league. I can keep Winn for $10 or Abrams for $26. Worth it?

[Alexander @balancedvision]

THE best to ever do it.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Norm McDonald, one of the best to do it

[AP @AP8809dfs]

Lmaooooo what an insane shot

[Alexander @balancedvision]

@TansuYegen How is the answer not “don’t get any bright ideas”

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@JimRussellSD The new roids era has begun

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@usweekly Why is drain in quotations? What are they really doing to Matt?

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@BabaDClint The Simpsons by a mile and runner up is Batman the animated series

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@olympicbean The Jokic disrespect won’t be tolerated

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@LeVeonBell Oldboy (2003)

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@CivicNatalist @zillowgonewild This really is Bookshelf Manor

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@BrettSiegelNBA Give me a break. Maxime!

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@SeanCunningham I feel great knowing I won’t have to subscribe to NBC Sports CA for 3 more years