Bald Dave

I used to be a blogger but now I can’t be bothered. father of 3. part time loner & part time party animal

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

Being friends on twitter doesn't mean we are friends in the real world. I like your words and thoughts, not your face

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

Shrunk down Donald Trump photos make my day.

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

I feel that I’m not ticking the popularity boxes unless I’m tweeting about Covid-19, racism, barbecues or Barnard castle.....ah shit I just did

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

Trying to get my kids ready in the morning is like trying to catch a tornado in a jam jar

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

First tweet for 14 months.....that’s as profound as this tweet gets

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

Most obscure character in a book? Peter pans shadow of course #worldbookday19 #fancydress #nailedit #firsttweetforayear

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- you see marriage is a bit like a garden, it needs constant love and attention.
- problem is mummy’s been letting geoff from halfords mow her lawn.
- not now Clive.
- and water her roses with his tiny little flaccid f*king hose.
- CLIVE...

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

right up to the knuckles! i swear to god he was working me like a glove puppet...

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

@LAmamma1 Thanks for your message. The US market is an interest but we need to research it a bit more to see if people are willing to pay for their clothes to come from the UK potentially with import duty. At the moment though unless we find a US based distributor we’ve got say no 😔

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

I’m looking for some parent bloggers to collaborate with my own kids clothing company funky fox clothing. Ages 12mths to 6 years, PM if you’re interested! #Parents #bloggersrequired #fashion

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

@exploringexeter Hey @exploringexeter would be great if you could email me at [email protected] with some website/following stats etc and what you would propose? We are also Exeter based so this could work

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

@TinBoxTraveller @Lauren_Heath_PA @exploringexeter @cliofitz @tinboxtraveller it looks like we need to have a chat. You can email me at [email protected] I’d be interested to know your follower numbers, website stats and what you would propose in terms of payment (we have lots of nice clothes!).

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this and I’ll clog one of his arteries.

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

I reckon 99% of the worlds problems could be resolved if everyone recognised Rock,Paper Scissors as a legitimate way of settling an argument #Problems #WorldPeace #rockpaperscissors #resolution #sortitout

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

Congratulations to everyone with a nice body who has never felt the need to take a picture of themselves in the bathroom mirror.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Spoiler alert:

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It could be worse. And soon it will.

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

First time ever for growing an aubergine 🍆 no I’ve just got to learn to like the taste of it 🤢 #Foodie #tasty #maychuckup

Ps not my hand 👇

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I suck at My job. https://t.co/DxY0IcZmGa

[Bald Dave @balddaddyblog]

@CGM_Ltd blocking the pavements and forcing mothers with pushchairs onto the road. Why?? So your driver can get a pasty!! Disgraceful #clyststmary #badparking #poorcompanyrep

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you can't get along with Canada you're not human.