Balder Bergan-Gucci (official)

Ekspertkommentator for TV2 og Twitter

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@Chelsea_Fan011 @UTDTrey Ahh so now you understand how goal ratio works, interesting…

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@farfar4201 What’s your bet

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@farfar4201 Number please

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@j_askvig Fraud

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Life stinks

I’m currently #jumboklein, and childhood hero Abdul K delivered a disasterclass in the biggest game of his career.

Only a VKP could fix this.

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Har du sett en golf-spiller kneeslide?
Har du sett Hovland to-fots takle Woods i nakkehøyde?

Nei, men dette kan jeg fikse.

Nytt golf-format:
Spillerne starter samtidig, den som treffer hullet på færrest sekunder vinner - det meste er lov

Pang, plutselig ble golf fett.

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I regret this, fml

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Happy to announce that I just lost my crypto virginity (cryptoginity?).

In one week you will wish you were me.

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@FCB_ACEE <3

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@tv2sport Nothing new, I have been doing this for ages #🫢

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Igjen, så er dette totalt irrelevant. Lei av å høre om FIFA-rankingen. La oss heller snakke om hairlinen-rankingen til Ståle!? Arguably Europas skarpeste #crisp

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Norge til VM 2026: CONFIRMED

Dette kan jeg med sikkerhet bekrefte etter å ha sett man like Ståle sin nye hairline. Tror sannelig vi også vinner hele dritten.

[Balder Bergan-Gucci (official) @balderbg]

Happy to announce that I just lost my crypto virginity (cryptoginity?).

In one week you will wish you were me.

[Balder Bergan-Gucci (official) @balderbg]

Got teased from some younger girls, thought we had a valid transfer, but no. Unfortunately it is..

HERE WE GO: Old Irish

😞

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@nils_nordhus What’s good Schnor.

We are basically on deadline day type shit.

We’ll see, the boys got hope.

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Weekend is here, and the market is on fire. The conditions are telling us that the town, even Old Irish, is unacceptable.

It’s basically a houseparty or nothing situation. No possibility of recruiting them over here due to family reasons.

Waiting for the here we go.

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@Tebasjavier Let Messi cook

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@LaLiga @edgarbadia @marquesdelatrio @elchecf Let Messi cook

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@JohanRisan The fans is the only thing keeping him relevant. If it wasn’t for Ronaldo, Ole would have won the domestic treble and the champions league by now.

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@luddesg Yes lad, it’s going to be philosophical masterclass. The future generations are going to APA-7th the shit out of this one.

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