Triple H Hates Me

I want to be the first offshore/remote creative writer for WWE. I'd do it for a hotdog and virtual handshake.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Logan is incredible here. This exact same spot with any other wrestler and the wrestler would be looking over in the corner to see if the masked man is coming. Countless examples. They'd have made the spot look fake as hell.

Logan doesn't. He just waits for the masked man's foot to touch his head and sells it when it happens. He *knows* the camera is on him and he can't even move his eyes to the corner. Bro takes this seriously.

[WWE @WWE]

THE MASKED MAN STOMPS LOGAN PAUL 🤯

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Should WWE bring the white ring mat back? The show used to look so much brighter and energetic.

The black and blue ring mats for Raw and Smackdown takes so much away form the visual appeal.

[A L L D A Y 🚀 @AllDAYZ77]

That time Kevin Owens broke the fourth wall. 🤣

Imperium’s music hit and they walked out unannounced, but KO wasn’t having it. 😭

Kevin Owens: “Why are you here? Why? Because last week, we said your name, then your music hit and you came out. That makes sense.

You can just hit your music and come out without anybody saying your name? No,That doesn’t make sense! You gotta wait for somebody to call you out before you come out!”

KO to Sami: “They broke the unwritten rule.” 💀

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

@JJMetz10 @mysty_man @postlexical It's actually crazy to me how ppl like you exist because I sat down and thought of this at 19 and some people figured this out even younger. Have you never sat down and just thought?

Human rights ≠ good person rights.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

I'm going to start defending rapist men because I can relate. We all had dark thoughts and just one step away from raping women.

How moronic does that sound? You can't be saying shit like "We can see ourselves in Lindsay" and expect to be treated like equals.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Licensed therapist defends Lindsay Clancy, who murdered her three children, because “many of us see ourselves in Lindsay.”

“Many of us know that we could have been only one step away from [murdering our children]”

This woman, and anyone else who thinks like this, belongs in a mental institution.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

This is everything that's wrong with wrestling. His opponent is getting back up after every move. He takes a bodyslam and then walks back into a corner to take another move.

[WWE NXT @WWENXT]

Mason Rook is a POWERHOUSE 👊

@MasonRook_wwe | #WWENXT

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

If you're a woman and you had sex with Mason Rook you need to go on a podcast and explain how it worked down to the last detail. I spent a whole morning thinking about this.

[WWE NXT @WWENXT]

Mason Rook is a POWERHOUSE 👊

@MasonRook_wwe | #WWENXT

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Cinema Sins and surface level indians/nigerians larping as cinephiles have caused irreparable damage to movie community.

"I don't understand Doom's character at all"

"I could watch the movies but still"

Grow up. You don't know better than the filmmakers or the writers or the actors. You're not right. And you're only wasting your time.

[Sumeet @flameosumeet]

This looks sick but as a Marvel casual (watched all the movies, read none of the comics), I don't understand Doom's character at all

What is his backstory, his origins, relationship with the F4...I feel like they should've built this stuff up in previous films (obviously I can look it up, but still)

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Not tryna insult for the sake of defending Punk but y'all just don't go outside and do enough things to be hated. Once you grow up you'll realize that you just can't go through life without pissing somebody off or putting off some people.

[Anissa @AnissaBarrr]

He’s the type of wrestler now that only hangs out with younger talent because they’re the ones who will praise his ego.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Nope. HIAC ppvs were bad I'll give you that. But having TLC, Extreme Rules and even a ppv like Payback which, usually requires a hot match (someone turns on someone, someone gets to have a revenge, or two wrestlers have a grudge match) allowed the creative to compartmentalize storylines and it allowed more wrestlers to showcase their abilities as well as work with match producers in putting together unique matches.

Now you have a roster of abundant hot acts but you're not guaranteed to see all of them in every PLE, which is stupid. Not everyone needs to be booked like Roman Reigns with few ple appearances and second, you're killing the acts. The fans stop caring when they see you in one PLE and not the next.

Say you have Danhausen vs Dominik Mysterio being built up on TV. The upcoming PLE is, say, Money In The Bank. You tune into MITB and turns out, they don't have a match on the card. You google then find out that they have a match on SNME that's coming a week from now. It's confusing and unnecessarily convulted.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Call me crazy but I hate the concept of Saturday Night Main Events.

What happened to PLES like Battleground, Fastlane, Payback, Extreme Rules, TLC?

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton is officially set for Sunday Night’s Main Event.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

I don't remember the last time I watched a wrestling match and felt as reinvigorated as I felt after watching every Bret Hart match. He moved differently. He moved with purpose. Only like 2-5% of this match feels fake. The rest of it feels like I'm watching an action hero in 80s movies trying to beat down a thug. No one has made it look as good as him. Not Punk. Not MJF. Not Sami Zayn. No one.

[NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news @nodqdotcom]

ICYMI Bret Hart calls modern wrestling “pathetic” and says it has become “too phony” with leg slapping https://t.co/XWnYEfoimz

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Grow up. You're not Curry Barker. Just because Obsession made tons of money doesn't mean we all want to see your little indie project. Go beg somewhere else.

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

please help me support this little indie feature im a part of! it secured a theatrical released in december and we all worked really hard on it. please help us spread the word!!

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

You gotta keep writing even when no one reads or cares. Because then you'll stop caring about trying to articulate for others and you'll be able to simply articulate exactly what you feel.

Keep writing. It took me like 150k words before I was able to write banger after banger. Not saying you gotta write 150k words or sum but it takes brutal repetition.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

@KonosukeAce Maybe I'm just tired of yo ass

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

This is why Roman will always be above Punk and Cody and Seth.

He protects his character heavily and doesn't signal weak male energy like this.

It doesn't help Myka Lockwood or Roxanne Perez or Liv Morgan when they hit their finishers on male wrestlers, when the male wrestlers are not allowed to hit them back.

The reason why they haven't been able to capture the badassery of Chyna is because Chyna took punches to the face and bled and got back up.

It's the same reason why Tessa Blanchard is more of a badass than Rhea Ripley - who ended up a sexual icon - because Rhea Ripley is not a badass. She's just allowed to hit men who can't hit her back.

You're not a badass if you hit people who can't hit you back. And WWE keeps normalizing female-on-male abuse on TV until ten or twenty years from now when they finally get called out for it by mainstream media.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Myka Lockwood gave a huge powerbomb to CM Punk at the NXT live event.

Credit to timjr29 on IG for the video

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

@HossMatch Did you need to explain that

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Let's wait till you make one stupid mistake and now you can't make money from the industry that you dedicated your life to because random losers on twitter hate you.

I don't know who you're talking about but wishing for people to lose their source of income for some dumb shit they did and apologised for is loser behaviour.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

@HeylKatme Her career wasn't derailed by doing a Marvel picture.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

@PrinceMarcus_27

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

@KonosukeAce Why are you worked up lmao

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

If someone with a blue tick follows you, you must follow them back.

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

@TylerMcKay18

[Triple H Hates Me @baldfraudtakes]

Never. She gave and took hits.

That's why no one can replace Chyna in wrestling and it's not a coincidence tha the closest we've ever gotten to her is Tessa Blanchard. Even when she won the TNA World Title, I wasn't complaining.

[Tyler McKay @TylerMcKay18]

@baldfraudtakes You must hate how Chyna was doing folks back in the day huh?