jes

hey lol

[棒 @exnihalo]

being horny is sort of anticapitalist. horniness doesn’t have a schedule, nor a timed structure to follow. it is sporadic and fierce. it is unrestricted by the 9-5 working day. it tows against the plight of capitalism by simply being. time is capitalist. horniness defies that

[jes @baldheadlice]

i need to glow up within 3 weeks

[jes @baldheadlice]

@_mirubot tell him you like his hair for me 😎

[jes @baldheadlice]

i don’t trust anyone who simps for kylie jenner

[jes @baldheadlice]

sometimes my tik tok comment be outing me

[jes @baldheadlice]

feeling bored. imma bring back streaks on insta and send them to my friends

[jes @baldheadlice]

ive seen so many coochies on spongebob memes i’ve become immune. i no longer react

[jes @baldheadlice]

earthquake in spanish sounds more scary. terremotos

[jes @baldheadlice]

@weekndscum wtf is this

[jes @baldheadlice]

i get so mad when ugly men comment “i simp” on people’s tik toks. like shut the fuck up. you’re ruining their day

[jes @baldheadlice]

maybe trump should’ve banned tik tok

[jes @baldheadlice]

bruh i just remembered you can save photos on twitter 😭 this whole time i was taking screenshots

[jes @baldheadlice]

i find shreck girl kinda hot 🙁

[jes @baldheadlice]

@thawwy yeah 🙏🏽 ty for asking 😌

[jes @baldheadlice]

i cried so much i woke up with my eyes swollen

[Alaya Kamal @iam_skamal]

Please don't pass without retweeting.

[jes @baldheadlice]

when your friend validates your feelings so you cry even more 😐

[jes @baldheadlice]

just saw a group of teens at the streets with no masks 🤨 i hope they step on gum and get a deep paper cut

[jes @baldheadlice]

sometimes i walk in the valetines section in target and i see the most questionable men shopping there 😭

[jes @baldheadlice]

i might just apply to the store

[jes @baldheadlice]

THE CASHIER PERSON IS SO HOT. HILY SHIT