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@elonmusk Buy me a house please

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It will never end long as boris has a hole in his arse #June21st

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@JasonManford

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Someone white just said “ wah gwan” in Jamaican accent on tv I believe this is a hate crime #AwfullyBritish999Calls

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Which ones Dec? #AsWeBritsLikeToSay

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@Scandal_51 @JasonManford Guys don’t worry you can buy crack everywhere, bog roll on the other hand !!!

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Dom must have some dirty sex act photos of Boris that’s saved his job up till now ! BORIS LET HIM LEAK THEM, WE HAVE WATCHED YOU TAKE A SH#T OVER THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY IT CANT BE MUCH WORSE LOL #dominiccunmings

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You got more chance of boris combing his hair then him getting rid of has best mate Dom #notmovingontilldomhasgone

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At what point do you turn to the wife and say “ grab your coat darling we are off to the car park so some random old men can watch you getting banged” #DoggingTales

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#DowningStreetBriefing

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Can it really make you go blind? #AskDanielRadcliffe

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@JasonManford There was a time we knew where all these nutters were, safely in the Studio of the jeremy kyle show ! now they are let loose on the public. ITV has a lot to answer for !!!

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They all look like paedos, angry coz the parks are shut
#HydePark

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@CNNPolitics So that’s 3 months well spent coming up with the name “OPERATION WARP SPEED” now they can start work on the vaccine

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I can tell you where he won’t be brushing his f@&king hair #WhereIsBoris

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Where's Boris? Sod him! ! what about Wally he has been missing for ages!!

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@BBCNews I hope he only got Statutory sick pay lol

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WE NEED BARRY SCOTT it’s OFFICIAL!!!
#BleachGate

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1, stand by me
2, the goonies
3, 10 things I hate about you
4, dumb and dumber
5, Forrest gump #FivePerfectMovies

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I miss “ mmm nice bit of squirrel” #FridayNightDinner