bald internet man

i will be here until the day that i die

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

make existence tolerable again

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

@lakemarkham who up fish posting

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

hey gang i made a full-color photo zine

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

me every day clocking into the soul factory

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

when eric clapton wrote Tears in Heaven he was talking about hot dog water

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

this hot dog water ain’t gonna drink itself

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

hot dog water has so much pulp in it

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

i’ve got it under control

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

@puzzledgib @honey_dagger exceptional - I would come but I live in chicago now

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

that’s me alright. that bar rocks

[uhhh gabe @puzzledgib]

@baldinternetman spotted??

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

@Tidalkingrat @drawgongue he is correct

[miranda @mirandareinert]

[somberly] doors at 8 show at 9

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

@headassrx seems pretty healthy

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

many elites would hate this

[Cemetary Baron @pianopest]

I would like to see my friend @baldinternetman play the silver surfer

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

@marlborogrrl that’s crazy i also found an aunt in the bed again

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

the angel on my shoulder doesn’t show up and the devil is always doing the worm

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

dude that’s so fucken tite

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

yesterday a guy asked me what i do for a living and i showed him this video

[bald internet man @baldinternetman]

@stupidteriyakii :-(