Jeremy Alward

Husband & Dad. Avid eater of food. Great big kid.

(My middle initial is J and my scalp lacks hair, twitter handle isn't some dirty reference you sickos)

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

The best boy.

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

@helldivers2 Order only says Troost and Troost isn't selectable. And the upper half of the major order icon is on Ustotu while Troost has the lower half.

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

So Rihanna is an alternate reality Cindy Lou Who that killed the Grinch? And is wearing him?? #SuperBowlLVII

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@MARVELSNAP Just did this in a match and had to share. New record for me, got Black Panther to over 4 million power.

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@JeremyNDooley You're the kind of person we need, but don't necessarily deserve. Your level of dedication is rare, and can be self-consuming. I'm glad to hear you made decisions for your own health. In the long run that's the best move anyone can make.

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#NewProfilePic

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Nothing like seeing a movie with all 3 of your boys, then catching a bunch of fishing over 4 days. A+, 10/10, soul rejuvenated. And of course I can't go to WNY without the obligatory Wegmans restock. https://t.co/SliyPi1xkY

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

@Googalash Thought it was fake for a few seconds. Just looked like a stuffed animal, no blood or anything. Now I'm wondering where the other half is.

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

Anyone else open their garage door this morning to the back half of a rabbit in their driveway? Just me? Ok.

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

@FaceJamPod in the RT Discord memes channel we discovered Barbie Furries are a thing (which is its own horrible discussion). But I had a stroke of inspiration and had to make an edit.

[Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl]

Hey y’all! I compiled my favorite and best reloads from the last 5 compilations! #kommanderkarl #reloadingthings #reloadguy

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

Why is an enchilada the defacto measurement standard of one complete unit?

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

Yes, Jean Claude Van Damme is a Highlander.

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

I give myself one chance each morning to flip them all...
https://t.co/8biQwv9FUS

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Pretty girl sound asleep and apparently completely comfy. https://t.co/X4HHSDhqQc

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Saw this online, had to try it. 11 extra large raw eggs. Surprisingly it wasn't too tough, with a well established base. https://t.co/Ogjh7F4Dls

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

@RahulKohli13 I hope you feel better.

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

@RTModelEmployes shifted away from gunpla for holiday gift production. #RTModelEmployees

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

@FaceJamPod @AH_Michael @JordanCwierz @EricBaudour @Schwartzanicker congrats, you made it on to our Christmas card this year.

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

Dear @Hellmanns , I toil for hours at a time to mix my own Clamato with your signature mayonnaise. If only you could reintroduce Clamonaise I could get my life back on track. Possibly finish that book I started, or spend more time with my dog. Who knows. @CAH
#BringBackCLAMONAISE

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

I AM AN INFLUENCER! Take that mom, I DID make something of myself!!

[Jeremy Alward @baldjj]

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