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[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

Honestly… we should be friends on instagram.

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

Who wants to meet for happy hour? 🍻

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I think I fell in love last night. 🥰 😂

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

Currently regrowing my hair out and it’s at THAT point. 😭 second pic is the goal. Give me a year or two. 🤡

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

Me the other night at argyle street market. Can’t believe this is the last week. Guess I gotta go to the Philippines now.

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In line for some Filipino food. I’m so happy rn 🥹I’ve been feeling so home sick.

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

4/5

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Hump day drinks got me 💀

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

Yall. I had the craziest night. I lost my phone, wallet, beats, and even my badge for work. 💀 but don’t worry, everything is back in my possession.

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

4/5

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Starting to do more things by myself. Today I’m going to the movies solo. And I mean… if anyone wants to join me, please feel free 🤷🏽‍♂️

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

This boy gave me his number and I’m about to expose his ass 😩

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

To preface this…

1. It’s a gay bar with a back dark room
2. It’s a family sized sour patch kids from Costco

Literally that’s it. 😂

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

My bartender (I’m a regular apparently) keeps offering me sour patch kids and I told him no thanks, I’ll bring my own snacks.

He THEN proceeds to tell me he’ll be my snack. 💀 🥵

PS he’s a whole meal 😩

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

A couple on sniffies just told me they “can share me later” 💀

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

@Sergio8679924 No invite to se me in real life

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

My birthday is coming up and tell me why my coworkers just told me I’m headed towards twink death?!?

Mind you I’ve only worked with them for a little over 60 days. 😭

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

The Weiner Circle on Thursday and market days on Saturday.

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

Hrmmm I haven’t paid $20 for an uber to a hook up in a while. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[wheres-baldo @baldopamine]

@KeriHilson was amazing last night!

The boy I was with almost got into a fist fight with two lesbians because he kept flirting with me and I was doing the whole bimbo move where I kept pushing him away saying no 😂

love my consent queens

Anywaaay, here’s some drunk recordings