kylie

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@tradepartty flower swap my love???

[kylie @baldwario]

@tradepartty Yes can i buy you flowers

[kylie @baldwario]

@itgnawsonme hi christopher!!

[kylie @baldwario]

@Splendid_Juices that rocks

[kylie @baldwario]

thrifted the cutest little cabinet to put my bullshit in

[kylie @baldwario]

@Splendid_Juices yay what does your mom put in hers!

[kylie @baldwario]

@momentomoron 1-800-PEE-POOP?

[kylie @baldwario]

@immunetozoloft it's genuinely such a uniquely miserable thing to have to experience every morning, i'm so sorry you're experiencing the same torture

[kylie @baldwario]

my landlord lives in the apartment directly above me and he loves to set an alarm for 5:30 am and leave his phone vibrating on the hardwood floor directly above my bedroom until 6 am and i just think that very bad things should happen to him maybe

[kylie @baldwario]

Are You There Peter Stomare Constantine Satan? It's Me, Kylie.

[kylie @baldwario]

peter stormare constantine satan i love you

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same picture

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ever since i adopted lulu i've wanted to get her a tiny moogle doll since ffx lulu is her namesake and i finally found one. i'm inconsolable

[kylie @baldwario]

@tradepartty i can't deal with it!!!!

[kylie @baldwario]

@VB29999 my arquillian is not doing well..

[kylie @baldwario]

i think the little alien that pilots this body is dying

[kylie @baldwario]

l'oreal wants me to spent $20 on a skin tint but for $16 i got a beautifully milled highlighter that rivals any hightlighter i've purchased at sephora and there's a pegasus embossed in it. pegasus. come onnnnnn

[kylie @baldwario]

got the most beautiful new makeup in the mail today

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the fact that these c-beauty pieces were roughly the price of most american drugstore makeup feels insane. what the hell are we doing over here