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Talking shit about bitches, and expressing 25% of my actual anger at society. Also Bemidji State is shit.

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"I have to make sure my tuning slides are gucci" -sixth grader

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@JoeBiden

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@thewontonshawn This is almost as bad as @harryjsisson

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You know when you walk into a public restroom and then you look around and are like, "nope I guess won't poop today"

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@CrimeWatchMpls Oo one of these was me! He pointed a gun at me, stole my car, totaled it, killed a gang member in North Minneapolis, now here I am buying a new car and getting screwed over by our high prices and no help from Minnesotas Justice system.

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@Johnny_Joey Shirtless 🥵

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Tell me how this is keto. I don’t get it.

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Happy 9/11. My brother is being deployed to iraq because we’re still involved for some reason

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Got asked again today to be in jesus group by the new person and i think she actually understood that I’m too old

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@foxnewsnight I drink PSL’s year round! I came up with the acronym and it has finally caught on!

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Does it make you a tad sad when you run into a student from a couple years ago but they don’t really remember you? Like I specifically remember being one of their favorites but not anymore I guess 😢

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@DeRushaJ Remember when people voted to give any “undocumented” immigrant an Id? I think that’s the leading cause of this current backup.

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@goosesnotgeese Twins i also bought a couple potatoes to “bake” but like it’s in the microwave so how does it bake

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@WallStreetSilv Essential oils

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@BlackforestSam Spill

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Good thing i don’t model underwear today

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What’s a fashion show without a little diarrhea 🙄

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Is there a reason why models vape so much? Like my skin already sucks i don’t want to make it worse. You’re hiding behind makeup hoe

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@goosesnotgeese I won’t get out of bed for less than $30,000.

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@DrLoupis So are they pregnant just to get it aborted right before it arrives?

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I know I’m heartless, but this one student i had a few years ago was in a bad car crash, and i just like, don’t care? He was horrible, his mom called to yell at me multiple times, and why do i still have ties with this school district.