Kyle Balensiefer

Father. Husband. PYP Teacher. Sunscreen aficionado.

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

@mindykaling When you take your child to the school where you teach because all parks are closed and it has child friendly bathrooms nearby and she stills shits her pants.

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

@lmauricecpr Yes... I feel at this point most people know at least one person. (Americans at least.)

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

One Flew Over the Coup-Coup’s Nest is one of the best @PodSaveAmerica titles I’ve heard in a long time. Who do I thank?

[Vote Save America @votesaveamerica]

States with voter registration deadlines TODAY:

Arizona,
Arkansas,
Florida,
Georgia,
Hawaii,
Indiana,
Kentucky,
Louisiana,
Mississippi,
Ohio,
South Carolina,
Tennessee,
and Texas

Register or check your registration status: https://t.co/fByLlYn5sx

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

I’m not in the best shape of my life, definitely not the worst either. Still hurt when E says, “Daddy, my bed hurts. I want to sleep on you.”
#toddlerhonesty #dadbod

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

You know you’re old when you get really excited about the new season of #60Minutes #inlaws

[American School Doha @TheASDoha]

Welcome back to school Dragons! We are excited to start this year in TVS, and hope everyone had a great first day. Can't wait to see you on campus very soon 💻📕✏️
#BackToSchool #Teneen #ASDoha #Doha #future #Dragons #dragonfamily #internationalschools

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

Edie calls these my “teacher glasses”. This is what happens when she puts them on.
#ediethesweetie @ Oklahoma City, Oklahoma https://t.co/6AJVEXOteD

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

@ProjectLincoln Took more weeks than I can remember to get my stimulus check.

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

When the middle children get all the best genes...
#middlechildday https://t.co/KGWnI39afv

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

Shake your booty! #ediethesweetie @ Chisholm Creek https://t.co/UkQq56wNEJ

[Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @RepPressley]

3.78 million confirmed cases.

142,000 lives lost.

Now the @WhiteHouse is blocking @CDCgov from testifying before congress.

Where does the negligence end?

[Muriel Bowser @MurielBowser]

RT if you’ll wear a mask today

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

Lockdown Day 6/20: #ediethesweetie has become increasingly independent when dressing herself. Can’t fault her for the t-shirt choice. 🤘🏻Attempted movie night, attention span: 35 minutes.… https://t.co/tgEzhqnuGL

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

Lockdown Day 5/20: art to start the day, books to end it and a little silliness in between. Two hours of “fresh air” simultaneously seems too short and too long! It’s hot! Any tips on… https://t.co/AGj9IpmrXO

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

Lockdown Day 4/20: school to the rescue! Math and art class were very successful. Makes not being allowed to leave the house ALMOST bearable. #ediethesweetie joniokie @ Maidan Hawally https://t.co/oGsJx2G1Xy

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

Lockdown Day 3/20: the day started out better than most. #ediethesweetie helped me build her a stove and refrigerator from some extra materials. joniokie https://t.co/5ku83zprTt

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

Lockdown Day 2/20: the theme for today is terrible ‘tudes. This girl has a mind of her own and loves taking charge. joniokie and I need 20 days of rest. Chances? @ Maidan Hawally https://t.co/csfGDUiTZA

[Kyle Balensiefer @BalensieferKyle]

While curfew has been a part of life now since March 22, full lockdown hit us like a bus!
Day 1/20: #ediethesweetie began the day at 4:50 by hammering away at a toy she hasn’t touched in… https://t.co/0vKFdEDWuR