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[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Republicans are truly not beating the allegations...

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

realizing the fit I planned in my head all day is in the laundry basket

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[alexis ꕤ @lexs_version]

my top 5 horror movies:
1) ticketmaster
2) ticketmaster queues
3) ticketmaster prices
4) ticketmaster fees
5) not seeing my favorite artists live because of ticketmaster

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[iza @izamamaa]

I’d rather have robots cleaning rivers than writing screenplays.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[jax @brokeurtooth]

last night i yelled “the US just bombed iran” while smoking a cigarette outside of a bar in bushwick and everyone immediately checked their phones #paulrevere

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

imagine having this in your home

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

can someone write an article on millennials killing the doorbell industry by texting “here”

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

So, if men can’t control themselves around women that are wearing revealing clothing, or women that get drunk and pass out at parties, or little teenaged girls…why are they allowed to control the world?