Captain Balkan

Patriot

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

I love this photo

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

my fav pic i took during my four years there

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

In a world becoming more computer, become more human.

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

Showing my gf the LindyMan newsletter about August after she threatens to break up with me

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

2nd gen Indian male’s tastes all rest in the uncanny valley

[J @okayheyjay]

Whose favorite ice cream flavor is fucking Orange Sherbet? God, Vivek is such a loser.

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

It has become increasingly apparent that I’m a load-bearing employee at work not because of my performance but because of my positive effect on morale via jestermaxxing

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

Listening to Hanoi Hannah while working

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

Do girls meow now? This feels like a very recent development. Correct me if I’m wrong

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

Start drinking this

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

@fentanylbrownie I learned about this yesterday

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

I think I would genuinely enjoy bootstrapping a mid-sized indoor shrimp farm and selling my product to local restaurants

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

I don’t really care about constructing a cohesive worldview anymore and instead make decisions based on aphorisms and a general pursuit of beauty

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

Once you embark on a real, gainful career path your relatives develop all sorts of ideas about what you should actually be doing

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

I’m kind of mad that God doesn’t destroy everything. It seems like the most sympathetic course of action

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

@JimmyClearpills Goonette foid in the back hoe

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

I think laughter is the best thing life has to offer

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

Romantic desire is seemingly useless. Is there anything I can do to eliminate it entirely (diet, brain surgery, incantation etc.)? I'd like to keep my penis and testicles if possible.

[Captain Balkan @balkansavior]

I need to start collecting Vietnam War memorabilia right now