Piss Factory

Wayne Szalinski is my favorite Disney prince.

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I didn't ask to get bored.

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You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Flew up my butt as I fell asleep

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I think painters purposefully wear all white so they can prance around and be like "Look at me I'm painty boy! Color color color!"

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Wickedly Baked,
Wildly High,
That's why I love Herbie Hancock bc he loves to lie #itysl

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I DON'T LIKE TINTED WINDOWS. I need to see if you're mad at me or not.

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Next board game movie should be Don't Wake Daddy and it stars Pedro Pascal

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Can you explain this thigh gap in your résumé?

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Guys will drink triple IPAs but moms will eat heavily aged sharp cheddar LIKE CHAMPS

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*me whispering to Cupid*
Aim for the jugular

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@doughboyspod

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Marta: Throws up when she lies
Charlie: Knows when people lie
My mom: Sneezes incessantly after eating... no lies.

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I just grabbed a handful of rye chips from pub mix and I think I just saw God.

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Are You There, Father O'Shanahan? It's Me, Linda Catrwheels.
~ By Bob Ducca

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Please, Doctor Richard W. Eed was my father
Call me Dr. Dickweed

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Buy a vowel? In this economy?!

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Hey, SYFY:
Flaminghost
I'll wait...

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In da gestion,
In da couch

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Those Fox football robots lasted longer than Iron Man 🤣🤣🤣

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What I'm really trying to say is I want to watch a show starring Nathan Fielder and Harrison Ford.

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Uhh and now performing are Megan Thee Stallion and Peter Gabriel...?

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Whatever I'm gonna say it:

Of course Gomez was jealous of Fester. Us fat boys with hilarious charm are irresistible to women. It's science.