Andy Oyler

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[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@PunchDaMonkeysX @PanasonicDX4500 The whole point of reconstruction was to avoid a second uprising. Slaughtering all the plantation owners makes vengeful children that might learn from their parent’s mistakes. Andrew Jackson pulling out early is the only reason it’s considered a failure

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@kent_swanson In a world run by Tavon Austin highlights, the kids haven’t forgotten about DAT

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@zackeisen21 Any safety with a pulse would be great rn

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@LinkofSunshine I actually worked in a LASIK office and I would’ve never done it. They change the outside shape of your cornea in a way that makes it impossible to correct when you get cataracts. Most old people got RK (pictured) which leads to massive problems in old age as the eye “deflates”

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@GovStockTracker @PelosiTracker_ @AOC I mean if you wanna use the type of framing you could go back as far as you want. I think we all know that “before Trumps Tariff Pause” means minutes before. Trump was actively adding more tariffs until April 4th and spent the 5th and 6th golfing

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@GovStockTracker @PelosiTracker_ @AOC The call volume rose exponentially 10 minutes before the announcement. The whole day was a “great time to buy” but right before stocks shot up we saw a large increase in bought stocks. I bought the dip myself but this is just disingenuous

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

I hope my ex’s dog is doing ok, we deserved better than her

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

Finding white hair on your head a couple of days after turning 25 has gotta be a death sign or something right?

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@kendylhopper Booooo we hate that 👎👎

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

Lost a bet on a wedding, I really need football to come back already

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@markeithaha @ChiefsChannel @13aileyJ @Dread_the_Red @RyanDePaul My bad, I should’ve put almost in there. I will say Herbert and Co definitely outplayed us the first game but even if you take away Kelce’s big plays he still throws for 300 yards and 2 touchdowns. Herbert and Co also got stuffed on 3 4th downs

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@markeithaha @ChiefsChannel @13aileyJ @Dread_the_Red @RyanDePaul A quarterback who can overcome 4 turnovers to make it a close game is definitely better than a quarterback who got 4 extra possessions and barely won at the end. What did you take away from that statement?

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

Thanks Snapchat for reminding me that my girlfriend at the time got engaged 5 years ago today

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

I swear if she tries to come back and disrupts my peace one more time I just might let her

[Timothy Teel @soonerfan48]

Spencer Rattler is Laundry Jones 2.0! Dude has no heart afraid to make something happen and throws into triple coverage! Just a pretty boy who has no heart and wants a free ride to a round 1st round draft prick!
#ou #Sooners

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

I woke up thinking today was important but I couldn’t remember why until Facebook reminded me it was my ex’s birthday today

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@j_shuffles I would if I didn’t wanna miss all the mental breakdown moments

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

I’m living with a bunch of Nicholas Cage supporters, anyone know of a cure or how to break a lease?

[Andy Oyler @Ball_Life28]

@i_karlee_13 👀👀