Anonymous Burner

Certified hater. Former NFL scout. Best sports takes on the internet. Kyle Filipowski’s biggest enemy.

[Anonymous Burner @ball_talk_458]

Things I learned today:
- Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe have been in a relationship for 10 years
- Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe have a podcast together
- Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe announced they are breaking up on their podcast that they do together

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@BostonBorus @CameronNewton You’re the definition of a fools gold season @CameronNewton fraudulent MVP and then 6-10 and never returned to glory after that 🤣🤣

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@looooolllll55 @JL12Hoop @FeelLikeSimmons @JoeyD1498706 @CeekKnowsBall @new_era72 Patriots have won 3 Super Bowls since this. Seahawks have won 0 since Russ threw the ball at the 1.

Also, take it from patriots fans, having to play the team that beat you in the most excruciating way possible the very next time you’re in the bowl is the worst possible case…

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@SportsCenter Patriots fans, save these for Sunday

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Mike Tomlin every year (except for his first year on the job when he was coaching Bill Cowhers team) once the playoffs come around

[Anonymous Burner @ball_talk_458]

@gobblergetterr You sure about that?

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The lifestyle of Sherrone Moore. It’s not built for everyone.

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Sherrone Moore should’ve took notes from Harvey Specter. NEVER hire a hot assistant.

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then expecting people to not give you shit when you were dead wrong. You swung, you missed. If you were correct you would be throwing a parade for yourself and telling everyone to pat you on the back. Now you have the deal with people giving you shit. Stop crying. @WillFlemming

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This is what’s wrong with the current state of sports media. That “smile” tweet by Will Flemming was purposely meant to drum up engagement and excitement. Sure he “didn’t say they were going to sign Alonso” but sending that when all the chatter is focused on Pete and Skubal…

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@thedudefrugal @listen2zay He won that one and only Super Bowl in the first month of Obama’s FIRST term as president. And he hasn’t won a PLAYOFF game since 2016.

Here’s a look at teams that have won a playoff game more recently. If he was a coach anywhere but Pittsburgh, he’d be fired by now.

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@Jeffrey_McJeff @cjbmaddox Banging chicks is repulsive? Sounds about right coming from this

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@BrennonChapman He took the offensive staff, GM, and strength coach…

And he left behind the defensive staff, because Ole Miss defense is worse than LSU’s in every category.

Lane won.

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Waiting on the Lane Kiffin decision news to drop like…

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Michigan paid Bryce Underwood 12 mil just to beat Ohio State... and they ended up paying him over a million dollars per completion 😬😬😬

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@AllAubarn @BamanotBama @RebelsVaught @SpiritBen this is the entire thing actually

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@DK_Assist Drake Maye

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@patte33 @PatMcAfeeShow Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you don’t have know how to read or write to be able to write a tweet… my bad!

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@patte33 @PatMcAfeeShow Not only are you illiterate, but you also suffer from memory loss. That really sucks

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@patte33 @PatMcAfeeShow Well actually you called him that when you said “those are almost sentences” but I can see why you can’t comprehend that. Maybe you are right that you yinzers really are illiterate 🤣🤣