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[em @ballachild123]

Saving lives one stop sign at a time #13reasonswhy

[trash jones @jzux]

happy international women’s day to anyone i’ve met in a bar bathroom. you are all my sisters now

[𝙲𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝙿𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚎 @Mrs_Pierce33]

We have a serial killer on the loose. Ladies in the Portland area, BEWARE

[em @ballachild123]

lost my hydro in the airport #rip

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

Always.

[em @ballachild123]

feels like Christmas morning when the amazon trucks whip up

[kylie virginia 🪩 ⬡x @xokv_]

Still no wedding photos 8 months after our wedding. I’m literally losing my mind

[em @ballachild123]

how the night started vs ended

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[em @ballachild123]

this drone footage of the historic church demo is gonna change my whole career

[em @ballachild123]

@deeestineyy we can carpool in the Mazda

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

We should normalize saying “it’s really none of your business” when people ask very personal questions.

[em @ballachild123]

nothing pisses me off more than people not tagging their photographer

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

I be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[em @ballachild123]

a year ago I was making lemon drops in my first apartment, this year I am remodeling my first house

[em @ballachild123]

just chugged vodka in a water bottle, how’s your morning been

[em @ballachild123]

we found a phone at the bottom of dexter lake at the boating dock, anyone know who this is?

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Do I have an unhealthy dependence on my dog? Absolutely. But in my defense he is pretty freaking dependent on me too.

[em @ballachild123]

thankfully all my old friends deleted me on snapchat before they slept with my ex

[em @ballachild123]

i’ve always wanted to have twins, until I started nannying twins