"You terrorize my lands, replace my water with wine, and break all laws I happen to put forth ... yet you don't want to make me sad?" Hands on her hips, she looks at him with a firm stare.
"Tch! What an annoying archon you are, but I ๐ผuppose we can spend some time together."
It seems she's interviewing the ( ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐ฎ๐ป ), a notepad in one hand while the other holds a quill to it - scribbling down notes.
"And what makes you qualified to be me, the very God of Justice,'s boyfriend on this holiday, hm?"
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poor humans, i need to help !! ( clasps hands together ) PLEASE, HEED ME, BARBATOS AND BRING PEACE TO THESE LANDS ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ชฝ๐๐๐โฅ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐ชฝ๐ชฝ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ช๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๐๐ธ๐ปโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ธ๐พ๐ป๐ฅน๐ฅน๐๐
oh wait -
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( ' she's standing there (๐งโโ๏ธ). Just staring in disbelief as fires are going off in the background alongside people screaming and fleeing the scene - running around as the land is being torn apart and repaired all at once. )
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( snaps awake and sober, dodging flying mountains as he goes ) oh no. who ?? who would dare use this beautiful landscape as a sport ?? ๐ it's unforgiveable !!
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PEOPLE OF FONTAINE, THE ARCHONS HAVE DECIDED TO USE US AS PRACTICE FOR THE SPORT OF 'FOOTBALL' OR WHATEVER THE OTHER NATIONS CALL IT -- THIS IS NOT A DRILL -- ! ( ๐ญ )
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mmmn ... tipsy .. oya ? troublesome mountain .. ( slices the fontainian mountain body with wind and sets it aside in the ocean and continues his way ) la la la lalala la la =7= ~ everyday is a haaaappy day ~
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for her and her iudex, the trickster wind left flowers in their hair each ! ' fontaine is such a fun city ! ' - is what the wind sings for the years to come.
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( ' it was on that day and the day after that the entire nation of Fontaine went on a 24-48 hour closing due to both her and the Iudex being drunk out of their mind due to his most recent 'water tasting' gone wrong. )
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ูฉ(หแห*)ู ูฉ(หแห*)ู ูฉ(หแห*)ู happy fontaine day !! ( twirls and glides gracefully amongst the wind. he might be drunk. might. )
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( ' somewhere in the distance, her ahoge is whipping around violently. It seems this is how her 'justice senses' come to tingle and warn her of an oncoming illegal action that will affect her. )
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hmm ~ ? well, i am always eager to learn ! the world is full of wonders that i am, at least, 500 years behind ! for example, a little bird told me that your singing and dancing is an art so grandly refined.
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... ... It has come to my attention that you may need some educating, Monsieur Venti. ( ' for once, she sympathizes with him - even enough to respect him enough to put a title before his name. )