Chris Ballance

Technical Director at Ballance.it / Microsoft Alumni / Follower of Cthulu / Photographer / Purveyor of fine nonsense since 1981 - INTJ

[Chris Ballance @ballance]

So @ErisQuicksand and I made this amazing little human. Sebastian James Ballance.

[Chris Ballance @ballance]

Humans are on their way to the moon for the first time in history! So exciting!

[Chris Ballance @ballance]

Check out my latest article: What Software Engineering Can Learn from Billions of Years of Evolution https://t.co/socEUjaSqe

[Chris Ballance @ballance]

@SecWar "1) A robot may not harm a human or allow a human to come to harm through inaction; 2) A robot must obey human orders, unless they conflict with the first law; 3) A robot must protect its own existence, unless it conflicts with the first or second laws"

~Isaac Asimov

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@elkurud @SecWar @PeteHegseth "We have trust that the government is going to follow the law" This is a tough one go accept.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Thank you @amazon. This is a great initiative.

[Chris Ballance @ballance]

I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago...

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@peterrhague I ask, “do you want a solution or do you want me to just listen.” Works great for us.

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@Matt_Pinner Life comes at you pretty fast

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@FuckKoroks It doesn’t make you gay, just robosexual.

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@unclebobmartin I bet you’re not invited to their birthday party either.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Forgot to put the plug in.

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

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@RocketPulpHack Fewer variables to consider when there’s a slowdown.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Shout out to all the people that still don’t believe in conspiracies. Your ability to stick to your guns is inspiring.

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@elonmusk You have to be very wealthy or very poor to afford three children.

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@natemcgrady Car dealerships don’t want to give up the free money for an unneeded and unwanted service

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Check out my latest article: From Notepad to Copilot: What We Forgot Along the Way https://t.co/hTQqNRWz37 via @LinkedIn

[Chris Ballance @ballance]

Check out my latest article: One Commit at a Time: Incremental Design for Engineering Culture https://t.co/c2IVKYxzYU via @LinkedIn

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@natemcgrady The modulus operator.