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[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

unbelievably pathetic aura from this guy - reminds me of the fat guy from superbad

[Silent Memejority @memejority]

JP Morgan exec you wanted vs JP Morgan exec you got

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

If I send you this, just know I took matters into my own hands and made things so much worse

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[zxy @zelinarxy]

the romans would have taken this as an omen and launched a full scale invasion

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Patriot

[Vermonster 🇺🇸 @pnshdvermonster]

Just mass produce the square body F-150 again and America's soul would heal.

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

Go to your local hole in the wall, see the local band playing, order a few $2 dollar pbr tallboys, smoke a cig with a stranger, randomly debate an old man about sports, order greasy onion rings and live life a lil bit

This generation sucks, everyone wants to sit at home play video games, watch Netflix or whatever

Put the phone down go out, drink, smoke and enjoy your life

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

For the first time ever, I’m concerned about our country

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

We’ve reached peak geopolitical comedy

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Hilarious. These people will make excellent Americans. We must annex them immediately.

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

Maduro hearing Fortunate Son at 3am

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

October 31st 2026 and no one understands your costume.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Uncle just said 9/11 was an inside job. I’m off 2 buzz balls right now. I’m going to amplify his message

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

These 23 year old fitness influencers who “quit drinking” are frauds. Ma’am. You barely even started. You didn’t even give drinking a chance. You didn’t quit. You never started. Stolen valor.

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Brilliant

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_]

“Americans don’t have a culture” ok explain this then