Brian Allen

Hot takes and cold replies or something

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

A tale as old as time.

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@JakeSomething_ Are you going to eat things?

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@espn No one likes this. Chomp on some turds.

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@SuperChrisSabin Hail Sabin!

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@ncknvme Brave of you.

[🦌 the fool @kilovh]

one of Norm's absolute best bits came just a few days later

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@Realcoinforge @kelly2277 That’d be nice but highly doubtful it happens. They’re all buddies

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@Candiccine Now I’m intrigued! Didn’t like the trailer enough to care.

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@CallahanAutoCo Why is there ketchup involved?

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@KendraMiddleton @Jaguars

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@CharlesFLehman Fuck you and your surveillance state. Please eat shit and live with that taste in your lying mouth.

[MigulOfHearts @MigulOfHearts]

My turn !

the timeline has been filled with Looney Tunes clips its beautiful

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@TheJasonHotch He meant Trey.

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@JoshuaHedley You can take the boy out of Florida……

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@SuperChrisSabin Hail Sabin!!

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@TomHannifan Prove it, Tom! Weird Laugh Kawhi just wanted some money

[Nick Parco @nick_parco]

You simply have to hand it to ESPN for going all in on Pat McAfee and letting former employee Pablo Torre dogwalk the entire network on the biggest NBA story in years

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@Wendys Have you thought about making the rest of the menu not suck? And bring back the potato bar.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

reading this then looking down at my dinner plate of chocolate eyeballs and throwing it at a wall