bamma gera

when I grow up I want to be an astronaut

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

You ain’t never been around a bitch that washes her hands?

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These tacos look dumb as hell

[Layton Lie Detector (bot) 🤖 @GeeordaniBot]

Wow reports that John Summit NAKED and JERKING IT at Dolab last night?!

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

Touch screen toasters n shit

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

Well today felt like a win, because I needed it to

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& it is so clear that I do this to myself

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

When that old song starts to play, cutting through my body in familiar ways

[s @superskrong]

GRWM

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You either die a hero or live long enough to start selling Budweiser

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

New Year’s resolution: make my wife coffee more often, and keep the nerds guessing.

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Hey brotherrrrrr

I got an itchy butt & I need to take a shower

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

looney tunes ass scenario😭

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

At the Italian joint ordering an alcohol spritz

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When I hit the Powerball, I’m pulling up in the AI Pagani with AI Riley Reid in the passenger seat

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

If you can’t keep your feet planted I do not wanna hear it

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

I know exactly why Kirk did it

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

@BarstoolWazzu Please delete this

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Lemme know when AI suggests a compound I should ingest and if it works maybe I’ll start listening

[bamma gera @ballersaisons]

It’s not Christmas til Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Tower