Samuel

Motivational speaker

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?

This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.

Truly the greatest to ever do it.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

The algorithm has been pushing way more Japanese content and it's almost always a certified banger

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

christopher ball knower nolan

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

i duo queue with my ex every couple months

we don't talk about it. it just happens.

2am. both online. she sends the invite. or i do. neither of us acknowledges who sent it first.

the discord call is 90% silence. no "how have you been." no "seeing anyone?" just pings and callouts.

"flash down."
"jungler bot."
"nice."

that's the whole conversation.

here's the thing though.

our 2v2 is still nasty.

she knows when i'm going in before i ping it.

i know her cooldowns better than the last 6 supports i've played with.

we don't communicate because we don't need to.

400 games of muscle memory doesn't give a fuck about relationship status.

we'll go 7-2 together. maybe 8-1 on a good night.

then it's "gg" and we're offline for another 2 months.

no follow up. no "we should do this more often." nothing.

because we both know what this is.

it's not friendship.

it's not rekindling.

it's not even nostalgia.

it's that neither of us has found better synergy.

and that's the uncomfortable truth about duo queue.

you can break up with someone and still be stuck with them competitively.

you can hate someone's guts and still combo perfectly in a teamfight.

you can move on emotionally and still be hardstuck trying to replace what you had in game.

some people have exes they still fuck.

i have an ex i still duo with.

honestly not sure which is worse.

study the saskio way

[corsaren @corsaren]

Currently watching the cancelled 2005 reality show “Playing It Straight”.

The premise: 1 woman + 14 men, but some of them are gay.

If she picks a straight guy, they each get $500k. But if she picks a gay guy, he wins $1m.

Will report back.

[Miguel @thatdaffyduck]

The Iron Giant -> The Incredibles -> Ratatouille -> Ghost Protocol is an insane fourpeat. How many animation directors in the U.S. have been able to have a run like that in the mainstream?

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

everytime i see a japanese version of a movie poster it makes me feel like they’re the only country who knows how to party

[AARON @lidolmix]

we could’ve had an asian, left leaning, silly pope who doesn’t hate the lgbtq+ community..

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

Whenever I see a video of the Rizzler I always hope he has a good relationship with the adults in his life

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

19 year olds in Poland:

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

imagine smoking one of these after a spicy hot pot meal in chengdu then getting shaved ice

[paul @paulswhtn]

let’s hear him out idk