eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

burnt out scientist

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

When you guys like my tweets it’s like a pat on the head and a forehead kiss for a job well done

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

The most silent farts are the deadliest and i think that represents society well

[Ⓢ @swzydzn]

No AI. I made these in Photoshop with real effort and too much insomnia.

[ethéra @etheravibe]

nice color design

[mira @nexttomira]

men are so attractive as a concept

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

Banned my boyfriend from ever taking his socks off in front of me #ihatefeet

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

About to spend $1000 today i love being jobful

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

@geexcy Thank you for blessing my tl

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

Nothing more grounding than crunching on creatine that didn’t dissolve properly in your iced coffee

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

Took a shot of vodka to build courage to tell my manager i quit but it just made me a coward 😭

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

Friendshipped so hard we’ve been dating for 5 months now 😝

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

Increasing friendship points with my coworker by buying him cigarettes everyday #cancer4friendship

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

@geexcy This is the first thing I see after opening twitter for the first time in 4 days btw

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

I probably got him a month’s worth of cigarettes in 5 days

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

Increasing friendship points with my coworker by buying him cigarettes everyday #cancer4friendship

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

@geexcy Geggy I missed you 🤩

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

My diet really went from a variety of greens and meats to coffee and one sandwich a day if I’m lucky enough to have time to eat

[E G G 🥚✨UNBREAKABLE OUT NOW @OverEzEggs]

did i do this right

[eli ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ballfart423]

Being someone’s crush at work is crazy bc why am I enjoying my slavery job and looking forward to it everyday

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

@bo0ort Im really sorry dude I didn’t know saying dumbass cracker was so serious and political bro I deadass need to hold my tongue on shit like this god Im so stupid thank you bro