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Joggers live an average of six years longer than people who don't jog.

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If you laid all the molecules in a teaspoon of water end to end, it would stretch 10 times the width of the solar system.

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Katy Perry's favorite song to have sex to is "Often" by The Weeknd.

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When the people you envy are struck with misfortune, your rate of smiling increases.

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In 1880, the Queen of Thailand drowned while her subjects watched because they were forbidden to touch her.

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11% of Americans think that HTML is a type of STD.

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Daniel Radcliffe’s parents allowed him to stay up an extra half hour as celebration when he found out he'd gotten the part of Harry Potter.

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Howard Stern originally wanted to title his autobiography "Penis" so NY Times would have say "Howard Stern's Penis is a best seller."

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Johnny Knoxville is literally the result of significant inbreeding.

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Music helps reduce anxiety, and also helps the human mind and body get through stressful times.

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Norwegians pay half tax in November so everyone has more money for Christmas.

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Women tend to be attracted to men who listen to heavy metal, while men tend to be attracted to women who listen to classical music.

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If you starve a pig for a few days it will happily consume a human.

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