Alfonse Breckenridge, M.d.

Certified OBGYN, Proud Grad of Virginia State University and UT San Antonio Medical School Texas Tech Athletics Fan! #GunsUp

[Prezz ₩ @Prezz4k]

Deep down I feel bad, only cuz I know he’s a hard worker. But most of the time talent does indeed beat hard work.

Unfortunately talent is what he just doesn’t have at all.

Take your NFL money, open up a Haitian food spot in the DMV. Some plantains, diri kole ak pwa, and enjoy retirement man. NFL isnt for you #0.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“Wow”

“What”

“You really like to imagine me in a swastika confederate flag bikini”

“Get out of my head Jean”

“What’s a winter arc?”

[Alfonse Breckenridge, M.d. @ballin_ho]

@IndyGonk Indubitably

[Alfonse Breckenridge, M.d. @ballin_ho]

Lincoln Keinholz is that guy #LouisvilleFB #MissingLinc

[Kleaver @KleaverSports]

BREAKING: The New York Jets have been eliminated from playoff contention.

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

One Final Effort — Martin O'Donnell, Michael Salvatori (Halo 3) (2007)

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Me walking past the 19 year old interns desk for the 4th time today

[Vasco @bronzeagevasco]

Tener hermano menor es como tener un mini judio en la familia

[Garrett “Gdub” Wilson @PeteRyans3]

Does everyone else have a guy who’s your boy but he’s a complete fag

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

there’s gotta be a better nickname for Ladd

[space cowboy @Flawless_Cowboi]

they probably had some crazy tailgate parties for the boonta eve classic you know they were smoking exotic meats in prep for the race

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

*maniacal laughing coming from speaker* Well well well, if it isn’t my goon friends Plap Man and Throbbin!
Plapman: You’ll never get away with this stroker

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

call it necrophilia the way i’m cracking cold ones

[HowlingWereHawg - 吠えるウェアホッグ 🐽 @TheHedgeHawgX]

wïgga, may I have some öats

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Oh no

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Unfortunately if I had to see this so do you

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

The CIA is using JAV porn to communicate my mission details

[𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙢 @StramDoesArt]

i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, tails