Steve Ballmer Muse

I’m changing the game. Steve Ballmer parody. #AllHands #Inglewood #ClipperNation

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Where my $FNMA & $FMCC gang at??
$2 dividends gonna be retirement yall

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lol let’s talk about the PG trade. Thunder ain’t no freaking dynasty

1 ring vs the pacers when Tyrese got injured.

next year they pay Chet SGA and dub like $130 million

Good luck

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Clippers getting AJ dybasta holy shit

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😔 😃

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Tobias Harris
Paul George
James Harden
Luke Kennard
SGA
Bones Hyland
Landry Shamet
Mason Plumlee
Isaiah Hartenstein

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Tobias Harris
Paul George
James Harden
Luke Kennard
SGA
Bones Hyland
Landry Shamet
Mason Plumlee
Isaiah Hartenstein

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@hittingpaydirt This makes me sad and happy at the same time

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What stands out here?

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Top 10 #NFL QBs entering 2026:
(no particular order)

Stafford
Herbert
Burrow
Jackson
Nix
Allen
Prescott
Goff
Purdy
Hurts

Next 10:

Darnold
Stroud
Maye
Lawrence
Mahomes
Daniels
Williams
Love
Baker
Shough

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Top 10 #NFL QBs entering 2026:
(no particular order)

Stafford
Herbert
Burrow
Jackson
Nix
Allen
Prescott
Goff
Purdy
Hurts

Next 10:

Darnold
Stroud
Maye
Lawrence
Mahomes
Daniels
Williams
Love
Baker
Shough

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Fannie Mae investors very very soon

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Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!

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Holy cow Austin committed murder lmao

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@BradSanitizer @BeyondTheHalo He’s not a fan. He’s a broke 40 year old man in his mom’s basement trying to get engagement. He hopes the angels do so bad so he can bitch lol

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Raise your hand if you’ll be happy when bum ass lebron is outta the league

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We just watched the final time Kawhi Leonard will suit up as a clipper

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Good night clippers.

That was Kawhi Leonard’s final game with LA 😢

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@JustMy2Sense_ @hittingpaydirt The thing is nothing is in cement. It’s not guaranteed AR signs there and james likely leaves them too. There’s been lots of summers where what we thought didn’t actually happen. And Frank wouldn’t flip him immediately. It would be summer of 2027 even further unknowns

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@JustMy2Sense_ @hittingpaydirt In the off season you don’t have to match salaries. I could see someone like the lakers being desperate for him. Maybe even warriors.

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Kawhi Leonard better make all nba 1st team or we riot

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@JustMy2Sense_ @hittingpaydirt Fairs man but I don’t think it would be about getting the picks per say but actually being able to control your picks.

Plus, knowing Frank, he could flip Embiid with one of Indy’s picks and it wipes him off the books

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Clippers playing good man

Absolute cinema boys

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@JustMy2Sense_ @hittingpaydirt Why bro? We get all our picks back