funky milk

Godless liberal Texan. Insomniac. Writer and critic. INTP.

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@StephenKing That was my first Stephen King read. I was in 6th grade at the time and have devoured every book since.
🖤🩶🤍

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@SAcurrent Pretty sure Fred’s Fish Fry is a some kind of front. Never seen more than one car in any of their lots. Ever.

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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument https://t.co/DWZG4sfsCX

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Ann Richards would throat punch Abbott.

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Texas was ALWAYS blue. But gerrymandering has crushed the voting rights of the majority. (No big city here fell to Trump.) And 3 of the largest 10 cities in the US are in Texas. *SHOCKER! Austin is not one of them.* San Antonio is set to overtake Philadelphia within a year.

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@kingsrush It’s the horrific Republican gerrymandering that occurred when George W. Bush took power after Democrat Governor Ann Richards that brought us to asshole Abbott and his slimy minions like Patrick and Cruz. Faded, ratty Trump 2020 flags still fly here in podunk nowhere towns.

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Abbott isn’t what most Texans want or need. He is hated. But the vast wastelands where tattered and faded-pink Trump/Pence 2020 flags still fly have massively disproportionate power.

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@Filthypigeon80 @CURTISGWIZ @Proud_n_Purple Stanhope is brilliant.

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@thegreenman1949 Fast food soda size (compounded by the introduction of free refills) and helicopter parents who don’t allow/demand that their kids go play outside. (Also children and adults started getting MUCH fatter when sugar industry lobbyists successfully got sugar added into everything.)

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I’m attending Beto for TX’s event, “Beto for Texas Emergency Organizing Call” – sign up now to join me! https://t.co/h3OLkjoDJI

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OfferUp continually allows people to list unwanted pets for free. Those discarded family pets often end up as bait for dog fights. DO NOT OFFERUP PETS—ESPECIALLY FOR FREE! You are likely sentencing them to horrific deaths. OfferUp’s policies are useless. https://t.co/o8EELRKTbh

[Victor @vponamariov]

Who said that you cannot print GIFs?

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

DOGS ARE THE ULTIMATE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
1. WE DIDNT GET SUPPER, THAT IS A LIE FROM THE RULING CLASS.
2. WHY CANT WE EAT THAT. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING GLOBAL ELITE
3. WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU WHEN YOU TOOK OUR TESTICLES
4. NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT WE HAVE A THING IN OUR MOUTH

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@vicky_dollysmom Old canvas. (We camped a lot.)

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@lizlibra1009 I was told I’d used a word with too many syllables.

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@kingsrush It’s the horrific Republican gerrymandering that occurred when George W. Bush took power after Democrat Governor Ann Richards that brought us to asshole Abbott and his slimy minions like Patrick and Cruz. Faded, ratty Trump 2020 flags still fly here in podunk nowhere towns.

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@BeyondBlonde3 The second shot of Moderna gave me a large red blotch that itched a little for a couple of weeks. Boo hoo hoo. I couldn’t be happier.

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@julianzelizer Doug Stanhope