hair we go

[Gregg @hoodpopovich]

If you a spurs fan that sold your ticket to a Knicks fan, eat a dick

[Progress Texas @ProgressTX]

No, Gov. Abbott. Texas barbeque is not about the sauce. Sincerely, Texans. (P.S. We’re tired of the culture war distractions.)

[hair we go @balloftroy]

@AustinFC @JaydenNelson__ @CANMNT_Official Locked in with the Ronaldinho cut

[hair we go @balloftroy]

@KendallGPace @statesman Except you’re completely misinterpreting the results. All of those categories are passing, and are forward looking, ie. a 6th grader meets 7th grade math expectations.

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

You could run a smart, quick attack ad during the NBA finals in Central Texas. "Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick, and Ken Paxton don't want smart, valuable, immigrants legally contributing to Texas's economy. They don't think the Spurs should be able to have Victor Wembanyama."

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Guarantee Wemby hates you

[★Briana★ @briana__gomez]

Ted Cruz hates that James Talarico is repeating a fact that scares Republicans. Remember when Triumph clowned him for repeating stuff at his 2016 rallies? “Ted you’re repeating the same lines in every speech. Ever felt like mixing it up and saying something intelligent for once?”

[hair we go @balloftroy]

@KendallGPace @AustinISD @statesman @KirkPWatson @Matias_AISD You took two separate quotes and made them a misleading statement together.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

You can’t trick Marilyn. 🙄

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Protect children. Vote Talarico.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Good lord Republicans are in deep shit..💀

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

The family of a child who was repeatedly raped by a man who Ken Paxton let off with no new jail time is speaking out:

“The fact that Attorney General Ken Paxton allowed this man to get away with molesting and sexually abusing [our] son for three years is completely disqualifying.

Adam Hoffman could have faced life in prison. Instead, Ken Paxton and his office offered him a deal that kept him off the sex-offender registry and included no new jail time.”

[hair we go @balloftroy]

@data_atx Nothing more environmentally friendly than a couple golf courses drinking two million gallons of water a night.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Remember when your favorite president called her ugly

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

@tedcruz remember when Trump said your wife was ugly and unfuckable

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’

@JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist, after one of Ken Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case.

Ken Paxton even kept him off the sex offender registry. Adam Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life, but instead he served less than a month. As of this week, he’s now back on our streets because of Ken Paxton’s corruption.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America, and it is costing Texans, it’s endangering our children, and it must end. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

[hair we go @balloftroy]

@TeamTalaricoHQ Only psychopaths smile in their mugshots.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

elon musk about to kill himself

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

That was quick….The NY Football Giants have been eliminated from playoff contention

#ETTD

[hair we go @balloftroy]

@ATXVideos Support the arts, buy eggshell stickers.

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