I’m going to dm someone who retweets this tweet a $1,000 Amazon Gift card in 72 hours. If you’re picked but don’t follow me, I’ll pick someone else. (Cause then I can’t dm you)
Wait. I just occurred to me that you might not believe that we live in the timeline where 865 million dollars was spent in part so that aliens could see an awkward dude eat a sandwich backwards... so here's the link:
https://t.co/r5aVSlsoAT
We live in the best timeline.
ONE MORE FLASH GIVEAWAY , THEN, I'm done for the night 😎 retweet and follow @OfficerTazy and myself for a chance to win 500k *** EITHER SYSTEM *** 2 WINNERS "*** will draw at midnight GL 😎