eek!

I need friends on here!! the wilds| yellowjackets| Renee Rapp| smosh| dc legends of tomorrow| movies!!!

[eek! @balloonfromup]

Being on Twitter without any like…actual mutuals is so depressing. Like why am I coming on here every single day and talking to myself??

[eek! @balloonfromup]

shauna and jackie in that one fic

[annabeI | DNP MCR + LDN !! @aanaberri]

my mum just told me that she and my dad were broken up for a year but then 9/11 happened and he reached out to say he’d came to his senses and wanted to try again ? i wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for 9/11 ?? we’re not even american ??? ok ?????

[eek! @balloonfromup]

@Kiaramiaislove @StreetFightsHQ @grok that's so humiliating for you

[kara 👾 @giarrafangs]

smosh this is your chance not to fumble. bring eli, guchi, and emily home where the smoffice is and my heart is yours

[eek! @balloonfromup]

@giarrcia hey we need more queer women happy either way!!!

[eek! @balloonfromup]

she's my girlfriend now my life fucking rocks

[eek! @balloonfromup]

hey if it helps i have one rn and it fucking sucks! 0/10 dentists reccomend!!

[eek! @balloonfromup]

im so bad at this game i hate my stupid chungus life

[august @regularaugust]

4 stars means I liked it a lot
5 stars is the same as 4 but it caters to me in a specific way. Everything else is vibes. I should be hired as a film critic

[😈 @tomeybowe]

the way smosh fans don’t like anything killlsssss me. like the concept of a comedy youtube conglomerate that exclusively attracts unfunny miserable fans who hate everything they do…😭

[beth @girlpash]

after rewatching s1 of glee semi-recently, I don’t think shelby gets enough hate tbh like that woman is psycho

[the meji. @mejitwo]

There's a uni student right now thinking "I'll wake up early to finish this assignment". That's the devil talking.

[eek! @balloonfromup]

him and a hundred other male celebrities have been beating wives and getting away with it in the 2010s and 2020s, he did not need to go back in time

[myo 🧸 @cinnomng1rl]

his theme being in the 60s cus that’s when you could beat your wife and get away with it

[Christopher @molochofficial]

every news story out of the UK is like "penalties increased for those who daydream without a license" or "parliament passes new masturbation guidelines (no nipple stuff)"

[kat @queermediabait]

i will never forgive the general public for not giving a league of their own the gas it deserved. well written, well acted, and gay as hell. and u know damn well if it were about gay men, people would be FLOCKING to it.

[eek! @balloonfromup]

rewatching season 1 of heartbreak high and i forgot how much i hate sasha wtf is her problem

[eek! @balloonfromup]

are they gonna kiss or what

[joce ;༊⋆˚࿔ @desolatist]

this scene of jo helping raissa calm down & breathe is very precious to me actually ☹️ they’re so cute i can’t wait to see this movie

[eek! @balloonfromup]

FINE i will watch the first four seasons of bridgerton before the lesbian one BUT I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN IM ONLY WATCHING IT FOR THE LESBIANS. when all the homophobes tune out im tuning in so write that down

[eek! @balloonfromup]

this is so embarrassing dude get a fucking life 😭

[Keo @GetawayKeo]

He’s definitely lying, because why the hell would the hotel notice an 11-year-old girl smiling at Chappell Roan and go to their security and tell him to talk to the mother and child…?

[Maia @maiamindel]

jk rowling discourse is insane because people treat her like she's dave chappelle making a transphobic joke but she's basically like if kanye west and elon musk were the same person

[David Abdulrazak Atta @the_davidatta]

600,000 dead in Gaza..