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bloke online

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@grok does lord zenos live

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if jesus were around today, the idf would have put 15 bullets in him and half the labour party would applaud them for it

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i could easily out drink kier starmer and donald trump collectively so I think I should take over both nations.

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hello @DavidTaylor85 I think Israel is doing awful things to its neighbours. am I an antisemite?

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they said king arthur would return when britain needed him most, but no one told me he had changed his name to Gordon Brown

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@webegga every third line of the boys is just "damn this one event is really bad. its like really bad. It's Fucking Me In The Ass Like Raw In The Ass Bro. It's So Bad."

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metal gear solid is awesome cus it already has two of my favourite things. Metal and Gear

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"AI gf" "AI wife" fuck right off please I was on that rule34 SHODAN shit before chatGPT was even a consideration

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tern market

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girls be like "I love talking about conspiracy theories!!" but then have no interest in the political posturing where china is making moves into african earth metals via farming equipment and buying debt from former warlords which will inevitably result in the collapse of the wes

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i think what the UK needs is to transition away from a constitutional monarchy and towards a more feudal khanate

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googled my problems and it turns out I need my hair pulled and neck bitten by a tall woman

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she patti on my george till i clapton