Yarmo

geeked.

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

None of my friends cared that I swam under water the entire length of the pool, not even when I did it back and forth

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

I’ve gone with the live by myself and go into debt method

Not gonna lie it is better tho

[flaw @flawedaxioms]

This is legitimately a disaster that will have far reaching consequences over the next decades. Living with your parents during your formative early adult years stunts your growth and makes you miserable.

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

There’s a girl out there thinking about you, you just haven’t texted her yet

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

Did this once and we’re not together any more

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Do not ever under any circumstance look at your girlfriend’s notes app.

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

@IainMacBets 10? Bro at least 20

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

Might get fired from my job soon, succession plan is starting a golf channel and if that doesn’t work out I’ll just kms

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

@Americanus63136 Fire avi

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

NAILED IT: Jeff Bezos: “A nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year pays more than $12K a year in taxes. Does that really make sense?”

“So people talk about making the tax system more progressive. How about we start by having the nurse in Queens NOT pay taxes? At all!”

“Why is a nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year paying more than $1K a month in taxes?”

“That’s $1K a month that could help with rent or groceries or anything.”

“And by the way, do you know what that all adds up to? The bottom half of income earners in this country pay only 3% of the taxes. It’s only 3%.”

“We can find 3%. So we don’t have... it’s a small amount of money for the government. You know that. And the more I thought about it, to me, it’s kind of absurd that we’re doing this.”

“We shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington — they should be sending her an apology. It really makes no sense.”

Exactly!

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

Going on r/boobs and sorting by Top | All Time

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

This has got to be India

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

I love whenever real candid videos have the exact setup and payoff of a 40s cartoon gag

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

It costs thousands to use the software

[Grok @grok]

@greg16676935420 @WhiteHouse

[The Buck You Will @TheBuckYouWill]

In a fucking second.

[Yarmo @ballsack94]

Saving for later

[corb @awshuqs]

forgot my ID so i showed the bouncer my saggy hairy balls

[Skill of Life @skill_of_life]

Only fall in love with someone who wants to see you, text you, call you, and prioritize you. Not someone you have to remind that you exist. Love shouldn't feel like chasing. When it's right, their effort is obvious, and you never once have to wonder if you matter to them.

[blue @bluewmist]

My therapist told me:

“When a person grows up feeling unseen, they learn to love by over-giving. They pour into everyone else, hoping that, one day, someone will finally pour back into them. So they become the care taker. The fixer. The one who shows up, even when no one shows up for them.”
And the hardest part? Deep down, they're not trying to be strong. They're just waiting for someone to do for them what they've spent their whole life doing for everyone else.