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[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@RicanYA005 @Bozzman__ The singular they is commonly accepted. Don't be a dick

[audrey @phlegmme]

Thinking of deleting the Shapes app. It’s honestly rly toxic these days and most of my mutuals have moved to Dog already

[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@slothbus8746 @catgirlprostate They were raised with screens that allowed fingers as inputs. Mice are to fingers what keyboard-only is to mice.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It’s so stupid that paint can ruin brushes. That’s be like if poop could ruin poop tools

[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@sivasiann They took away the audio jack. This issue used to be solved with $10 skull candy earbuds or whatever came with the iPhone. Now it's an epidemic we all have to suffer because big business wanted less holes in our phones

[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@mikeisaspider They ran out of those. The job factory has specifically been inventing jobs that ghost you for 5 months and sometimes give you an email saying you haven't been chosen for the position. Sorry lil guy :/

[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@sassgrinder Professor Woke literally gave me the Wokedex to catalog all the genders. I'm gonna be a wokemon master

[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@sassgrinder Did you miss the train or did the train miss out on you? Know your self worth, kill yourself for something greater. Like revenge

[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@starvation421 @Dexerto Sex sells

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

@ayecksist Not only that but they also be shopping as well!

[«Accelerating Lucess» @DualRailgunLuce]

MY BAD I DIDNT REALIZE THE PEOPLE WOULD FIEND FOR IT LINK IN COMMENTS

[wigger hex maniac @TheHexpest]

this is still the best monogatari edit bar none it's not even close

[𐙚 ꒰ lambi ꒱🌱 @lazylambzz]

one of my fav tik toks ever

[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@jeremymonline @KiddsL47940 The comedy, for me, comes from the complete silence after. It's intentional silence. Typically, "why not?" is rhetorical. Count Binface delivering it as rhetorical but leaving actual space for a response like it was a genuine question is hilarious.

[raggy dee stallion @ragastelle]

Collecting these

[Sami Gold 🇪🇸 @souljagoyteller]

Forrest Gump sequel where we find out that it was Gump who asked Charlie Kirk about mass shootings

[Doug cheenis @BallScrambler]

@tigerlilysghost Mouth herpes is turbo common and isn't an STD. You probably got it too, just without any cold sores showing.