Devan

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

I love @MattyBreit like Kanye loves Kanye

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Field trips are wasted on kids. Imagine getting a whole ass day off work *and* get to learn how an old watermill works.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the FDA. has also fully approved. giving my forehead. a little smooch

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i made a list of events. i think should be added. to the olympics

2. the 100m hardwood floor slide
9. least time between naps
3. walking on the opposite side of a tree. so your human has to switch the hand they are holding the leash with
6. floor routine. but it’s belly rubs

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

Calling someone a “pea brain” is such an under rated insult. Hearing it makes me laugh every time

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

We bought a house today. In KANSAS. What! Wouldn’t change a thing 😍

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

@bennythebull @NHLBlackhawks @NHL @NBCSBlackhawks @NBCSChicago @NBCSBulls @BhawkTommyHawk Best snl skit in recent years @chancetherapper I will laugh every time 😂😂

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

@barstoolsports @LightsCameraPod “Don’t”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Would it kill this tournament to have 1 buzzer beater. Also Michigan would have beat Gonzaga by 30

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

once again. i am asking. for a kiss on my forehead

[Nick Kostos @TheKostos]

FRENCH VANILLA
ROCKY ROAD
CHOCOLATE
PEANUT BUTTER
COOKIE DOUGH

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

Every time Matt puts his mask over his eyes and nose to make me laugh instead of his nose and mouth, this is all I see 😂

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

@Peoples_Champ14 Diamond encrusted plz

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

There’s a 90% chance the background noise on our TV is either Shrek, Matilda or National Treasure 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

@DJMattieC_MZ28 Chiefs by a million

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

@mzslsports Brb, voting chiefs a million times

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

@Jeremy_Danner Such trash bc that girl is smart and beautiful. Can you imagine putting that out there on National tv?! Glad to hear your future thoughts and can’t wait for you to meet Colt 🤢

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

@BarstoolBigCat Browns by 100

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Big time “fuck” drop on Nickelodeon

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

WE GOT A “FUCK” ON NICKELODEON!!!

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

Not a big fan of this 2 day weekend stuff