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[‼️ @SacocheBleu]

Pour moi si t'es capable de casser ta manette t'es capable de frapper ta femme

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[100% @unbailkeyes]

À l’époque t’avais des jouets de caissiers, cuisiniers, bricoleurs, coiffeurs, médecins. Maintenant t’as des jouets de jeune cadre dynamique 💀💀💀

[daz @MetamateDaz]

boomers: I would die for my country.

Millennials: I would die for my cat.

Gen Z: I would die.

[miia @miiagarro]

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

We didn’t fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. We fought to get paid.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I'm liking your instagram photo from 8 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I’m not stalking you.

[Kestin @keskanana]

There's nothing wrong with your CV people are just hiring their friends and relatives

[Yune ִֶָ☾. • on a break @taescutemole]

Life tip: marry your best friend and take things with humour 😂

Note: I did get flowers and chocolates

[Paingout @Paingout]

Voilà pourquoi vous ne devez plus JAMAIS utiliser @vinted. Vraiment. L’acheteuse a ouvert un litige avec une photo générée par IA, et @vinted valide son litige sans la moindre hésitation.

[Dy @Desiiah]

Stefan Renna, ce roi. On lui souhaite de retrouver rapidement un boulot qui saura accueillir ce talent pur et factuel 🫶🏽

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

patriarchy is when “i have a boyfriend” stops a man faster than “NO”

when an invisible man gets more respect than the woman standing right there

[Amina @awilllsh]

C’est le paradoxe ultime et une insulte directe à la logique même de la foi, prétendre adorer le Créateur tout en méprisant son œuvre (l’humain). Cette dissonance cognitive prouve que pour ces personnes, la religion n’est pas une spiritualité mais une identité tribale, car

[ℒ𝓊 @94ilsanboi]

je trouve ça dingue que pour certains hommes, il faille toujours donner l’exemple de « imagine si ça arrivait à ta mère, ta sœur ou ta fille » pour qu’ils prennent conscience de l’impact de leurs actes dégueulasses

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Never gets old.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Had an interview today and my stomach growled. The interviewer asked, “skipped lunch?” I told her, “No, I’m just hungry for success.” Lmaoooo